Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order
Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order
They are so fucking weird
Seriously. Like imagine if a trans person used their preferred bathroom. I mean I don't, cause I don't care. But for people the right claims to hate, they have an odd fascination with them. Like how hard is it to just not give a fuck?
My energy is more valuable to me than being mad at a group of people who I have minimal interactions with. Wouldn't these pricks be happier just ODing on meth?
I'll give you this as an example, I drive Uber and have a mas presenting trans person. I call them by their preferred name and drive them where they wanna go. That's it, and it's never a problem. They told me about another driver that keeps making up mas names to call them in an attempt to antagonize them(?) I guess. I seriously can't imagine giving that much of a fuck about someone I don't even know.
But here I am giving that same energy to dipshit "conservatives". I guess we're all hypocrites.
The persecution of people is the point, not a means to an end. They just want to hurt people, it' their kink. They are fucked in the head. Like psychopathic, sociopathic, sadists etc...
They make up whatever arguments that justify them hurting people.
Like how hard is it to just not give a fuck?
When you're not very intelligent and you don't have a lot going on in your life, it's actually really hard to not give a fuck about stupid shit. What else are conservatives going to do? Further their education?
Well, they're the party currently going to the ends of the Earth to protect pedophiles, so.....pretty on brand.
With all th the shit, no pun intended, going on in the world, you would think they would have bigger fish to fry than who pisses where.
Nothing says protecting people in the bathroom like constantly monitoring them and keeping track of everyone that uses them.
Doing the lord’s work on every front to defend USA from what now?
Pecker inspector going to be a duty station now eh?
Pecker detector.
double decker?
Pecker peeker
MOS 69M - Meat Gazer - every unit will have their personnel count bumped up to accommodate new METL tasks.
Nah, they'll just put whatever new guy on duty and he'll dick around in his phone all day. As long as the box gets checked.
Those already exist as an Additional Duty, monthly UAs come with voluntold ‘gazers’.
"Drop em solder, where did your pecker go?"
Americans are so weird.
They're also so dumb that they can't see that this entire bathroom thing is just one giant distraction
No shit. The solution is easy too. Make every bathroom non-gendered with ceiling to floor walls and doors on the stalls and cameras in the washing up area. Add a guard or attendant if you feel like you have to.
are you kidding our cheap corporations won't even make the cheap shitty stall walls in the toilets we do get go down to the floor and they usually have gaps you can see through. They don't make any money on the bathrooms so they aren't going to spend an extra dime to help.
Not to mention nobody can afford a house so when you do get bathrooms like you're describing homeless people move into them. I'm not blaming them either.
I wish we could have nice things like that but i can't see it happening here.
Or, you know, make all your bathrooms gender neutral. Problem solved, if there was a problem to begin with. There never was a problem though, it's all just made up and blown up by the likes of fox News which, somehow, is still legally broadcasting their lies over and over to brainwash the US populace.
It's weird and creepy
We're not all like that. Shit like this blows my mind.
The trans ones can 🥴
as if removing "poc" from library and naming ships wasnt a distraction enough.
Remember when immigrants were eating people's dogs and cats in Springfield, Ohio and then they magically stopped on November 6, 2024?
A LOT of Americans bought into that shit and didn't question it at all when it disappeared overnight.
'Mericans dumb.
Oh, honey, only a dumb person speaks in absolutes like this.
But yes, most Republicans are indeed this stupid.
"only a sith speaks in absolutes" is itself, an absolute
Yeah, no.
I'm sure there are exceptions but take a long look at American culture and you'll see that the majority is just... Weird and dumb.
I can't wait to get drafted then have my genitalia checked constantly by my CO.
It's a normal part of the military anyway... willy watching duty during drug tests is a thing. Gotta make sure the Joe isn't cheating the drug test.
I don't know what the other bathroom did... never asked or cared. But I will assume the stall door stayed open.
I wouldn't be able to go. That is the truth! I was caught with some weed like 20 years ago and had to go to probation for 6 months. They tried to have me pee into a cup for 6 hours while he stood behind me. Couldn't do it. I had to get water after each try. Guy looked frustrated, and they started telling me what to do, I got so panicked I pushed as hard as I could and farted. The guy was a trooper, he looked confused and also definitely wanted to laugh but held his composure. They finally let me just use the stale even because what else can you do? Every follow up visit i was never asked for another random test, which is kind of normal if you don't look like your a problem, but I like to think its because I just can't do it.
I did many a peepee check while in the Marines. It was a rite of passage. Guys tended to have fun with it, although, as with general population, some dudes were piss shy, and you'd let them have their privacy. Most guys would ask you to get as close as possible to watch though, because homoeroticism is rampant in the Marines, especially back when infantry units were all male. There was very little fun to be had, so you made it where you could.
"Yep, still a dick. Same as last time. NEXT!"
WHY would anyone, in this day and age, volunteer to become a fascist bootlicking piece of shit member of the military? I can’t respect anyone who is ok with this.
I've reached a point where I refuse any longer to hold any reverence or respect for current military. Just like cops. The military cock worship of parades, holidays, and discounts everywhere needs to go away.
How about discounts for teachers, or road workers, or social workers.
For me, it's a complete distaste for people that keep trying to slowly soft-boot a "military class" inside our society, by way of all the things you mention. The Romans had one of those; no thanks. Yes, let's throw more goodwill and financial support to people taking care of our kids and infrastructure instead.
I'm proud of you making that change consciously, but damn you held on for a long time.
people don't get respect for what group they belong to. they get respect for who they are
A lot of these people were in the military before the second Trump admin made it obvious that they're going to have to work for an actual fascist dictatorship.
Secondly, for a lot of young people, the G.I Bill is the only real way to afford an education. You know that whole student debt issue that is crippling people financially for decades? Joining the military is a way to bypass that.
The uncomfortable pill is that at any point in the last many decades (ie: after abolishment of the draft) there was no good reason to join. WMDs? Known lie. Vietnam and not drafted? Known lie. (Tonkin was a lie)
That GI bill part is so very true and sad. It’s on purpose, of course. Expensive college and poor people means … more fodder.
Plus, it's not like you can just join the military and quit when you don't like how things are going. Unless things have changed radically, when you enlist you're signing up for 3,6 or even 8 years of service with very little recourse for getting out (without messing up your career and maybe even your life).
I'm sure for a lot of people working in the military is just a job. It's a luxury to choose jobs based on personal politics and a lot of people can't afford that now.
There's a horrible number of people who either don't care or like it this way. I'm not sure which is more revolting.
If they can't handle the person shitting in the stall next to them possibly having a different set of genitals than theirs, then how the fuck are they supposed to handle combat? What a bunch of absolute cowards.
How dare someone they see as lesser exist (even mildly) comfortably in society!
This sounds like an excellent use of time and money for the military. Right up there with sending troops to LA to stand around and watch protests, but not to TX to help with search and rescue. Because lives don't matter only control matters.
We'll need a private-watching private to stand guard
Airman Snuffy, Pecker Checker.
defending US citizens, residents & guests from WHAT???
from stability, peace, and quiet.
remember: stressed, angry, distracted, undereducated, and poor people make good minimum wage employees and cannon fodder.
from stability, peace, and quiet.
Bingo.
Every single time in the course of my life (I'm getting older) that conservatives have come into power, things get way less stable and way more stressful. It's always a non-stop assault of chaos and uncertainty.
In the American Regime, the military checks your peepees to put you into the bathroom they deem appropriate
Is that an AI alien? Face skin looks plastic.
Whew, that's a relief. As a completely straight, totally not gay, heterosexual male, knowing that I will only get to see the penises of other men in the bathroom gives me an immeasurable sense of release relief.
Just think, if we'd gone full Starship Troopers with our fascism, we'd have mixed sex toilets and not have to worry if Debbie still had a todger or not.
Ok, fine, i'll watch Clancy Brown again.
I'll never need an excuse to watch Clancy Brown.
Medic!
Present your bits for inspection.
Totally not weird at all right? LOL.
"Your Pee-Pee, bitte?"
Do Republicans have separate washrooms for men and women in their homes?
I think its more they have genital inspectors at home
Imagine serving because you believe that you're protecting the country from a foreign military threat, only to be tasked with verifying genital compliance for bathrooms.
It would be better to shovel shit. Way more honour and respect from society.
Saving Ryan's Privates...
😳
HOW DOES THIS LOWER THE COST OF LIVING?
It doesn’t. But in true bully fashion, they only feel better about themselves by making someone else’s life worse and they don’t have to expend any effort or sacrifice making their own life objectively better.
See? Trump said he'd create new jobs, and now you can start an exciting new career Disappearing Undesirables, or maybe even become an Official Military Restroom Pecker-Checker! Are we great again yet?
Sargeant of Short Arms
All toilets will be state mandated to have one of those awful "smile you're being filmed" stickers
When satire becomes eerily close to reality
Cool now you have guys watching woman restrooms, great job idiots
The Daily Show has a nice piece on this anti-trans bullshit in the 'murican military.
I'm getting sick and tired of all this and i'm in the group that it's cool to dogpile on du jour, just make all bathrooms mixed already: sinks up front, cubicles in the middle with floor to ceiling doors, urinals at the back. There, done.
As a bonus a lot more people will wash their hands.
Motels might lose some money though.
But if we do something logical like this conservatives will only be left with 1,325,975 completely pointless things to whine and cry and stir up their base about.
Unacceptable.
Conservatives crying instead of finding reasonable solutions is an American institution. We must preserve it.
What do you think? How many months until they will let an AI take pictures of your junk and evaluate a toilet for you?
Private inspector.
Is that a rank or title? Just wondering if I can make it to Major Private Inspector
Dick Check
Gee I feel so much safer wtf
Having been in the military, I am acutely aware of just how soul crushing this is going to be for servicemembers.
I would rank it below suicide watch duty but above unit mandatory fun day duty
The other day, my mind was on other things and I walked into a public restroom, looked around, and didn't see a single urinal. Suddenly it hit me!
I hustled out, and sure enough, I'd walked into the Women's side. It was one of those big open rest rooms with no doors, just a big opening, and I wandered into the wrong one. IT HAPPENS! Luckily nobody else was in there at the time.
Luckily nobody else was in there at the time.
Pretty soon conservatives will be in there. Watching. You know, for your safety.
The PedoCons are so sure than transfolk will be molesting women because they know that's what they'd do if they could sneak into the Ladies Room.
There's a convention center in Lexington, Kentucky where on the main floor they have one door leading to a hallway that splits into men's/women's restrooms, so they're kind of connected but only split by one wall. You can hear everything
Off with your heads!!
The only republicans worried about this issue are the ones who have sucked random dicks of of Craigslist or something
Lindsay Graham enters the chat.
Hey there lady Gray
Purple hearts for the shitter patrol when?
Are they going to post a guard beside every urinal?
Camera in each urinal.
and toilet, or A x ray/scanner on the doorway
I would say, logically, that the urinals aren't going to be uh monitored as only one set of genitalia generally uses urinals (normally).
Look out, folks. This one's a thinker.
Urinal cameras with automated penis shaker arms that automatically measure the male population by penis size and organize them in alphabetical order.
Alright roll call!
Albert 6"!
Hugeman 8.7".
Little Stwert 9.2"!
I got tagged and fined by one of these last week.
Shake it once, you're fine.
Shake it twice you're ok.
Shake it three times...
Shake it three times...you can't shake it again!
wait if it can measure penis size then you don't have to organize them in alphabetical order
Oh that's right! I was missing something! And then you can just use that in the office..... 7.5", and you 5.7", in my office! NOW!
or install some sort of scanner at the door to look for penises and balls
Your tax dollars at work. Just keep an eye out for that abuse and fraud!
We'll make sure that no filthy Jews trans people are in our glorious military!
Say it with me everyone "The fascist obsession with violence undermines our ability to fight wars and defend our country."
I don't believe this will be sufficient. How can we be sure that the officer (no way we can entrust this to a grunt) that inspects your genitals is doing his job (and not enjoying it)? I want someone watching that soldier!
I bet they will, they’re a bunch of child-raping pedos.
And this contributed to operational readiness how exactly? Please explain, I'm in the military so I'm sure they can come up with something to convince me.
No they won't. Our buildings and infrastructure are too old for this.
Lmfaoooo
As fucking awful and dystopian as this shit is, I know one particular motherfucker who is about to get his shit rocked administration style.
Welder I worked with at the coast guard was the laziest, most disgusting individual I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. He would regularly take 45+ minute "bathroom breaks" where he would sit in the stall on the phone with his wife or even straight up go to sleep sitting on the toilet. On the few occasions he actually needed to go, he would STILL TALK ON THE PHONE TO HIS WIFE.
WHAT THE ACTUAL GROWN UP FUCK.
I cannot fucking fathom a universe in which it is ever permissible to chitchat on the phone at work with your spouse while taking a shit. Never have I seen such little class or dignity in a professional setting. I asked my super about it and he said they've tried talking to him about it and he just does not see any problem with his behavior. Any other industry would get rid of him in a fucking heartbeat but government was always so scared of any kind of discrimination or cultural insensitivity complaint that they never addressed it. Now?
Now that guy is super fucked and it couldn't have happened to a bigger piece of shit.
Lmaoo
