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ZeffSyde

@ ZeffSyde @lemmy.world

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  • I'd watch that

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  • Alternately, I'd watch a season of a show that was 12 episodes of unconnected cliffhangers because there is something deep down inside of me that needs to be punished.

  • Yeasty

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  • 'Is Butterbean OK?' -Johnny Knoxville

  • Yeasty

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  • They ate themselves alive.

  • Surveillance-Minded Parents Can Now Hide AirTags In Kids Shoes

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  • A lot of people don't know this, but you can put your weed in there.

  • Surveillance-Minded Parents Can Now Hide AirTags In Kids Shoes

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  • Bonus points if they had the hard plastic instep so you could grind with them like Soaps.

  • Red hat = No cat

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  • What brand of safe do you keep the dodo in? I have a thylacine that dashes for the door whenever I come and go.

  • Name this Frog

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  • Amusement

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  • Easy clean up.

  • Eggs are still twice the price as they were pre-pandemic.

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  • They built a couple more walls around the White House for some reason.

  • Trump's dream of building a ballroom at the White House is becoming a reality

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  • What contractor would even consider doing anything for this shitty tasteless moneypit of a sub human? He never posts his bills.

    Even when he has access to public funds to pay for his horrible ideas, nobody gets paid but he and his chronies.

  • Being a Dystopian Future Sci-Fi Writer... - CatTrigger

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  • This is me. I have three unfinished scifi/horror manuscripts that will probably remain so because I took so long to write them that the future I created would be a boring dystopia if it got published today.

    Post apocalyptic stuff still sells, though, or stuff that is so esoteric and far in the future that it'll be timeless for another 20-50 years.

  • American ambassador to Italy refuses to live in the official US residence in Rome. Instead, he stays on a yacht and helicopters to work.

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  • They'll probably start collecting rainbow bracelets off of people they beat up as trophies.

  • Piss Post

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  • You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. -George Carlin

  • 🤯 Life Hack Alert

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  • I worked at a grocery store during lockdown and Celtic Sea salt trended on tick tock. We couldn't keep that shit on the shelf. One or two dudes would clean us out as soon as we restocked and flip it online for a huge markup.

    It's just fucking salt. You'd have to eat a pound of it to get any sort of benefit from the trace minerals.

  • Then they will ask why nobody wants to use their payment cards

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  • Yeah, somebody hasn't refreshed their browser since 2010.

  • When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason

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  • Using Augusten Burroughs for their marketing was their first mistake.

  • When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason

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  • I've got nothing to hide ;)...

  • When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason

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  • Had TSA take me aside and X-ray my laptop for a good 20 minutes last time I flew.

    To be fair, the laptop had a sticker that insinuated drug use, but it's not like I had hidden a thousand doses of Mega LSD under the SSD (which it really looked like they were scanning for).

  • When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason

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  • I imagine they asked you to power the baby off and on whilst they hid behind a blast shield.