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  • Holy shit get out of my brain.

  • "She's so cute, there's no way she's single. She's probably just being really nice when she talks to me everyday"

  • "Let me put my my burned CD of mp3s into my discman that is connected to a tape adapter." Me, until about when Zunes hit,Woot for$99.

  • 'Born to shit, forced to wipe.'

  • The opposite of this is being that one kid in your kindergarten that completely drops trow at the urinal.

  • I had a roommate that asked me for ideas for a tattoo and I told him to just get 'Chinese Symbols' written in all caps on him.

    The amazing bastard did it.

  • I was wondering the same. Maybe vegetarians/vegans can buy a cow lunch, or something.

  • Only available for a Limited Time!

  • What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn't have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S

  • Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven't worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn't Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?

  • 3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

  • In the end, we all become Crab.

  • I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.

  • I want the milkman to deliver my milk... in the myorning.

  • AITAH?

    Jump
  • In a row?!

  • To be fair, it has the most boots to be licked and some people have urges that the rest of us will never understand. /S

  • A friend was complaining that he was always losing his air pods. I told him about my awesome idea to sell a little cord that would connect them so they were easier to keep track of.

    He was like, 'Dude! That's a great idea... You've got to start selling those before someone beats you to it-'

    Then it dawned on him and he called me an asshat.

  • Crap, now I have to change all my passwords.