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「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」

@ WongKaKui @piefed.ca

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  • I had this meme text-to-speech read to me while I was helping my parents carry a TV and something just clicked inside my brain, I suddenly felt the enlightenment, it all makes sense now!, I thought, so I immediately dropped the tv and went to pick up a small piece of the shattered glass on the ground. Such shiny little object... so cool.

    Parents are mad, dunno why... I'm just following golden advice given by this comm...

  • Me:

    1. Open Maps
    2. Stare at it
    3. Mentally think to my self this is my life now (say, I'm waiting at an appointment for something)
    4. Press home buttom
    5. Open App list
    6. Scroll up and down
    7. To back to home page
    8. STARE at it, pretending I'm busy doing something
    9. Oh shit maybe I should actually do something
    10. Realize I actually haven't taken the time to download anything beforehand
    11. Downloads Lichess
    12. Actually I wanna just browse wikipedia
    13. Find an article for what stuff I have on my mind
    14. STARE at it, pretending I'm reading an ebook
    15. Actually I can't focus, home screen again
    16. Opens the notes app
      • blank note

    17. Hmm okay lets write a poem... how am I feeling right now...
    18. Writes 1-2 line...
    19. Fuck I can't think of anything else... my head hurts...
    20. Press homescreen
    21. Stare at it for 10 seconds
    22. Turn it off
    23. Spin the phone around like a fidget spinner
    24. Bored af
  • Recommendations?

    Idk how to even get into listening to English-language music...

    Should I spotify? But then again that's corporate... I'd get cancelled here if I start using that...

    How are you even supposed to... um... music?

    I'm literally just listening to random Cantonese and Mandarin music on Youtube...

    The only music I ever had at home was hearing my dad's Cantopop... that's my introduction to music...

    (And also just random intrumental music I found online... like beetoven stuff)

    So C-Pop is what I know most...

    (The only English songs I know are stuff similar to "Because of You" by Kelly Clarkson, cuz I just wanted to find songs about the theme of shitty parenting... cuz I had problems with parents and need some songs like that for cartharisis)

  • Omg 🤣

    My favorite Anime (well one of my favorites, not sure its its still at the top now)

    I always imagined this idea of: me just randomly talk to foreigners in China... to see reactions... like... If I ever visit China, I'm straight up just gonna randomly walk up to English-speakers and be like "sup homie"

    Might confused then for like a good few seconds since most people in China with an East Asian face does not have an American accent.

  • Pro Tip: Take long bathroom breaks at work and spend the time reading labor laws.

    Hopefully when they start complaining about your bathroom breaks, you've already understood most of the labor laws to file a lawsuit against your shitty employer.

  • Aint no way, they spoke fake Mandarin 🤣

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-wbpZ7-5gQ

    I watched like 2 clips and I already cringed the fuck out

    Nah bruh, I went to 2 years of elementary school in China and watched a lot of Mandarin cartoons and TV shows, aint no way they did this...

    So butchered...

    I can feel the host cringing

    This sounds like how American teachers tried to pronounce my name... 💀

    (Okay it's not fake-fake, just so awful you need a PhD in Chinese Language to understand it)

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Why does songs from non-English countries have random English words? Can you imagine if English songs randomly have Chinese words?

  • I have no idea what you mean. AFAIK China does not have healthcare for all, or free healthcare. But apart from that IDK how healthcare actually works in China.

    Common rhetoric I get told in the Fediverse... I mean if you look in World News comms, you'll see those...

    Which just confuses the fuck out of me since its a contradiction to my parents first-hand accounts (and also some of what gets told by my aunts (and other relatives/people in my parent's social circle in China))

  • "America" isn't the only country with these issues

    My family emigrated from China... its about the same on the other side of the ocean... (honestly don't know what the "free healthcare in China" stuff came from... certaintly didn't apply to my family from Taishan with Taishan Hukou)

    They're so used to this lol, they think this is just normal

    Also: Young people are expected to fund their parents retirement... its a crime to just abandon your elderly parents who cannot afford their living (unless you have proof of abuse)

  • Great Firewall of Europe

  • So now Chinese who managed to bypass the firewall cannot access western sites behind Google's new Captcha-wall?

    Wow, great job, Google. 🙄

    (I mean unless they managed to import a Googled-phone into China too)

  • Yea I know. I saw Project Hail Mary in an IMAX theater a month ago... so different...

    So immersive...

    Also so loud...

    My favorite thing was that quiet sequence and the light flashing sequence

    Where the astronaut guy (lol forgot the name already) was like about to die and Rocky went and saved him that sequence...

    So epic

    That was the first time I've been in a movie theater...


    Also is this guy British? Lol, do British people talk like that. Its so funny to see them trying to be as insulting as possible while looking "professional" doing it. xD

  • Context:

    8 years old was when my family immigrated to the US... probably also the factor of being in a foreign place...

    Not sure if there any any immigrant parents that would just lets their kids roam free without supervision...

  • Noise-Cancelling Headphones...

    not to mention any specific ones, just the general concept of it...

    Everything sounds better, more immersive...

    Also blocks out family arguments to varying degress of success depending on how much you spend on headphones...

    Oh yea btw the first time I watched interstellar was on a cheap android phone with LCD 720p display using the phone speakers... 👀

    On the other side of it, Bluetooth Speakers

    Can sort of change the atmoshere of a room, feel slightly less "depressing"

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Anyome actually feeling SCARED of the weird cruise ship virus thing?

  • Didn't see this post till now. Might not be relevent anymore. Anyways:

    Funny enough, my mom and my older brother kinda just went to China without any like phone wipes or anything¹, they're not even concerned at all. Naturalized Citizens, originally born in China.

    (¹not that I suggest you do the same)

    I'll post an update in about like 2 weeks (like around 20 of May)

    I heard my aunts in the US, also Naturalized Citizens, also just go on bussiness as usual...

    I probably would not wanna leave if on Green Card, unless you wanna like leave permanently. Either that or stay till you get citizensip, that's my advice for non-citizens.

    I have not heard a widespread detainment issue... a lot of ethnic Chinese in my parents social circle apparantly cross the border just fine... some on Green Cards...

  • "Earth Court? Mars Court? What Inner Court gives Belters justice?"

    One of my most memorable quotes from The Expanse

  • Lol. My mom didn't give me permission to be outside by myself until like 6th grade when she finally signed the permission papers to let me walk home from school by myself. (6th grade is still considered Elementary school where I live, still required parents to pick up as a standard protocol)

    Cuz she was afraid of (a) kidnappings and (b) that someone would report it and then "CPS would come and take me away and I'd never see mom again"

    That was like when I was 12 years old... whats that in Cat Years?

    Oh the "hold your child's (read: cat) hands (read: paws) when crossing the street" is gonna get a bit weird... (you're gonna get scratched by "your child" (aka: cat))

  • Funny enough, I just read a wikipedia article with "Japanese" and "Javanese" in the same sentence... kinds breaks your brain a little lol

  • The original term I heard was "電腦製作" (literally as: Computer Generated)

    Example: [X]係電腦製作嘅

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If humans really treated cats the same as humans, you'd get jailed for petting random kittens on the street that you don't know.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Anyone just depresed af right now? How's life going?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How often do people typically get paid where you are? How is the overtime? (Specify location)

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    In cultures where marriage is a social obligation and arranged marriages are common, marriage feels like those group projects in school.

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world

    YSK that your phone lockscreen password will not protect your eSIMs (or physical SIMs either, for that matter), factory reset often times does not remove eSIMs

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    "AI"/LLMs are a great tool to find recommendations on movies/tv/anime/songs etc... since there's not much harm if you don't like it ("truthfulness" is not as important in this context)

  • Mental Health @lemmy.world

    I felt more anxious after a video call session of um... "therapy" (or whatever)... and now I feel so awkward...