Actor / Cartoonist / Author / Humorist (and kinda bad at all of them), but I've failed at more things than most people have tried.
Married, poly, old and in a lot of pain. Played a doctor on TV. Former G+ Influencer. An actual wizard.
I know an unhealthy, generally worrying amount of things about the following topics:
MST3K
Rifftrax
Riffing
Tokusatsu
SuperSentai
KamenRider
Cryptids
1970sMadeForTVMovies
Stargate
DoctorWho
Artesian Builds walked so that LTT could run. Straight into oncoming traffic.
I feel like you've invented a brand new war crime. Good job!
This will be super effective, and also give you plausible deniability because it could just be an echo... just make sure that if they do turn it down, you turn down in response.