I'm guessing Carbon Monoxide?

This headline needs changed to be more accurate

Oh no, I ate off plates like this as a kid. That explains a lot.

Is this pokemon?

God damn, did you post this to every sub?

Certain nematodes will eat the eggs of mosquitos and gnats.

3 casinos, even! And he's had 6 total corporate bankruptcies!

Louisiana is in the bottom 5 in US education. Now you know how dumb they are.

You spend all your work day in meetings bragging about yourself while never actually doing any work, aren't you?

But not your next one.

Wasn't the NY Times going along with Trump like 3 months ago?

JD Vance is clearly gay and can't admit it to himself, which is why he's married to a woman he clearly doesn't love, AKA, a Beard.

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I'd love to see Nintendo constantly saying there will be shortages, while secretly producing hundreds of thousands of units. Then on launch, only release a certain amount the first week so the scalpers buy them all, then release the floodgates the week after to undercut them.

This would dupe all the scalpers into buying dozens of consoles they can't resell for a profit.

My boys specifically go after anyone in a Fortnite cyber truck.

This guy is playing around in legacy COBOL systems he knows nothing about. People who rely on social security are fucked.

I thought that was the guy from prison break, but fat.

It's still the healthiest child in Alabama

Why was a Blackhawk helicopter just hanging around DC?

"Yes, one rated R movie ticket please!"