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SusheeMonster @ SusheeMonster @kbin.social
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rule, you know?

  • You don't have to shoulder that burden alone, my friend

    I can fuck yourself when you get tired. We're in this together

    • Dog Repost Rule

  • They all had engaging soundbites, yes they did!

    • What a time to be alive

  • You know, I've been waiting for something to top spaghetti hentai and I think we found it

    • Spidy got rizz

  • Nepotism is so dope, you get to do whoever you want.

    Am I right, guys cousins?

    • More than 100 dolphins dead in Amazon as water hits 102 degrees Fahrenheit

  • Kinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint

    • "how good are you?"

  • Your self-awareness is a good sign. My predecessor was a self-taught cowboy coder with no one to draw comparisons with. He was the lead (read: only) software engineer at my company, barring fresh graduates that didn't know any better.

    Then I came along to point out all of his anti-patterns & cruft. By that point, he was too entrenched & self-assured in his abilities to listen to reason. Some people have imposter syndrome, others are imposters that failed upwards in spite of their incompetence.

    Sean, if you're reading this - fuck you. I'm still coming across code you refuctored

    • not gonna change it now.

  • What? I thought airplane mode was so that you can fly the plane and give the pilots a break.

    I've been holding my phone perfectly still in coach the entire time. Why didn't anyone tell me?

    • Music too

  • Hey, do you think these junkies go back to their crack houses & make mixtapes for each other?

    Now that's what I call smash & grab music

    • Maybe I'm a goat

  • But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.

    It'll be like killing two birds with one penis, y'know?

    • Auto loans could pose a bigger threat to young Americans than student loans. For the first time, the outstanding volume of auto loan debt just surpassed student loan debt.

  • Imagine being able to trade in your college degree for a newer model

    • Gotta date yourself sometimes

  • We can all date ourselves by realizing that this episode is old enough to drink

    https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Cockroaches#::text=Cockroaches%20are%20creatures%20who%20appear,Man%20and%20Barnacle%20Boy%20IV.%22

    thanksweshoulddothisagainsometimeillcallyou

    • Your washing machine is now a subscription service that sells your data to the NSA

  • If these smart washers are so damn smart, how come my shirts still have pit stains?

    • Nurse Joy said you were overweight im not giving you any more rule you little shit

  • Do Pokemon ever get so obese and lethargic that they don't even vocalize their full names, anymore?

    I bet this fat MFer just says "Pi" all the time

    • When someone replies to this and says 'stop making everything political' they mean to tell you to stop challenging the status quo

  • I hope it was one of those poops where you felt lighter afterwards, and that wiping afterwards wasn't an ordeal

    • Wife and I are finally at the beach for the first time in 5 years. It's late, but it's beautiful!

  • Great, now I have this mental image of packs of Floridamen roving up & down Daytona Beach - harassing tourists and combing the sand for meth

    • Just what the bros want

  • Gamerbros need exfoliation too, you know