That first image and popular imagery in movies are starting to feel like a coordinated plot by the Egyptian tourist board to promote more mystique around these structures… a pyramid scheme, if you will

It’s really fascinating watching something new grow

I’m not entirely sold on the fediverse as a feasible, long-term solution - there are definitely going to be hard truths, disappointments and lessons along the way… but I’m up for the ride, come what may

Oof ouch my panik

What is the 🅱️waning of life?

The porcelain is thirsty, only you can quench the unimaginable thirst.

Same, but with the nervous laugh emoji 😅

Unidentified 🅱️lying Object

Every time I do manage to get back into the dream, the story changes to something more boring.

It’s like exactly what happens when TV writers start forcing extra seasons of a show instead of just letting it end.

I’m waiting for the rage comic renaissance

Fesshole is kinda like the new, trendy version of PostSecret

They might laugh at me for wanting ketchup… too risky

Chad donkey is the worst

Methamphetabeans

🎵Then he waddled awayyy🎵

I make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit