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More people are distracted by their phones on the toilet than in the shower
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Can confirm. Commenting from the throne.
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Who could've possibly known.
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Try pooping in the shower…?
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There are actually more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body
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Looks like you're having diarrhoea, my friend.
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The thinker. Does he look like taking a shower?
I rest my case.
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I find most interesting thoughts are as I fall asleep.
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Sometimes while falling asleep, I'd start thinking the weirdest shit, only to realize how weird the my thoughts are.
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Hard disagree. I’m on my phone while on the toilet. In the shower I have nothing but the voices in my head to listen to.
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So where is the c/toiletthoughts?
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c/shitposting
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Be the change you wish you want to see in this world.
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What does he want to be a toilet thought?
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Does somebody know how to create a community?
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inb4 c/toiletthoughts
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It’s called shitposting.
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I make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit
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Lier! Everyone has a tuba playing for the base notes. Some even play the bassoon. Legend has it, if you hold off the performance for more than 3 days, you'll find you can play the flute.
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the no poop post was rumored to be a toilet thought
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Only if I forget my phone in the toilet
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3 days without pooping is 3 days wasted
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On the toilet, I seem to be better at problem-solving. But in the shower tend to come up with new* and deeper thoughts.
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But in the shower tend to come up with you
😨 😨 😨
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Bloody Siri
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Shower beats toilet for thinking, every time! Its the steam! My toilet rarely steams.
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Excremeditation.
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Why? You got one of those $4k butt massaging lazy boy toilets? I wouldn’t say most of us have them on the toilet.
