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CelloMike @ Mwallerby @startrek.website
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  • Whats your stupidest joke?

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  • What's brown and sticky?

    A stick

  • Règle

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  • Ahhh les petites cellules grises 🧠

  • Real ones will recognise this molecule

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  • How did you hurt yourself in a very stupid way?

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  • When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

    Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I'm told it looks very cool

  • Tacos rule

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  • "Clarence, I have a slight headache"

    "Me too, Geoffrey"

  • It's a rules' life

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  • Conversely, spotted this recently

  • Those who live outside Europe. What are things Europeans are not ready to hear.

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  • NGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point

  • Those who live outside Europe. What are things Europeans are not ready to hear.

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  • Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot "football"

    Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands "football"

    One of these makes more sense to me... :p

  • For anyone who grule up in the UK in the 80s or 90s - met a few celebrities today

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  • Beaney museum in Canterbury

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    CelloMike @startrek.website

    For anyone who grule up in the UK in the 80s or 90s - met a few celebrities today

  • rule

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  • Why not Zoidberg?

    (V)(,;,,;,)(V)

  • fridge in the bedroom

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  • "Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge"

  • xkcd #3022: Making Tea

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  • Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it

    The audience were not on his side 😆

  • forgor rule 💀

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  • There's one missing hole, a tiny bit right of the centre of the image

  • Het Pijnstillersparadijs: Europese Zelfbeheersing vs. Amerikaanse Pillenfeest

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  • In the UK you can't even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don't let you buy more than one of each

  • The Great Orme Tramway

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  • This is in Llandudno in Wales - cable hauled tramway up The Great Orme, which is a big coastal promontory hill thing which also has the UK's longest cable car up it

  • Hey Lemmings, whats some gibberish that we can say to throw off Machine Learning?

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  • Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

  • The 1900s

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  • To use another from the very late 1900s

    The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    CelloMike @startrek.website

    This made me so angry, enjoy!

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    CelloMike @startrek.website

    Every rule, we stray further from god

  • What other movies wouldn't work today?

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  • What other movies wouldn't work today?

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  • You couldn't make Gone With the Wind today because everyone in it has died

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    CelloMike @startrek.website

    Hey late-stage capitruleism, how's it going? Oh cool even worse then

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    CelloMike @startrek.website

    RIP, will have a succulent Chinese meal in his honour

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c9d1ynqpnxxo
  • 3DPrinting @lemmy.world
    CelloMike @startrek.website

    Should a 3D printer be used for making unnatural Franken-drills? I dunno but it absolutely can