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  • What's brown and sticky?

    A stick

  • Règle

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  • Ahhh les petites cellules grises 🧠

  • When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

    Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I'm told it looks very cool

  • "Clarence, I have a slight headache"

    "Me too, Geoffrey"

  • Conversely, spotted this recently

  • NGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point

  • Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot "football"

    Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands "football"

    One of these makes more sense to me... :p

  • Beaney museum in Canterbury

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    For anyone who grule up in the UK in the 80s or 90s - met a few celebrities today

  • rule

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  • Why not Zoidberg?

    (V)(,;,,;,)(V)

  • "Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge"

  • Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it

    The audience were not on his side 😆

  • There's one missing hole, a tiny bit right of the centre of the image

  • In the UK you can't even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don't let you buy more than one of each

  • This is in Llandudno in Wales - cable hauled tramway up The Great Orme, which is a big coastal promontory hill thing which also has the UK's longest cable car up it

  • Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

  • To use another from the very late 1900s

    The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    This made me so angry, enjoy!

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Every rule, we stray further from god

  • You couldn't make Gone With the Wind today because everyone in it has died

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Hey late-stage capitruleism, how's it going? Oh cool even worse then

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    RIP, will have a succulent Chinese meal in his honour

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c9d1ynqpnxxo
  • 3DPrinting @lemmy.world

    Should a 3D printer be used for making unnatural Franken-drills? I dunno but it absolutely can