Atmospheric shot of Whitby Abbey I took on my honeymoon

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Ahhh les petites cellules grises 🧠

Led me to this wonderful list

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names

When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I'm told it looks very cool

"Clarence, I have a slight headache"

"Me too, Geoffrey"

Conversely, spotted this recently

NGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point

Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot "football"

Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands "football"

One of these makes more sense to me... :p

Beaney museum in Canterbury

Why not Zoidberg?

(V)(,;,,;,)(V)

"Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge"

Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it

The audience were not on his side 😆

There's one missing hole, a tiny bit right of the centre of the image

In the UK you can't even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don't let you buy more than one of each

This is in Llandudno in Wales - cable hauled tramway up The Great Orme, which is a big coastal promontory hill thing which also has the UK's longest cable car up it

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

To use another from the very late 1900s

The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

You couldn't make Gone With the Wind today because everyone in it has died