I believe that some Republicans would argue that we have too many "ethnics" already.

Thank you! My comprehension at 3am while my toddler screams because he doesn't like sleep.... Was not at its best

Did I read that story correctly? More than 50% of injured soldiers required 3 or more artificial limbs. And 90% of injured soldiers have returned to combat? That can't be right!

While I'm happy to hear we are good enough friends to share this kind of misery with, I really wish you wouldn't. Sometimes NOT sharing is caring.

You're awful! Coffee is wonderful! You just don't understand it! I mean regular coffee not cat poop coffee...that's just weird.

Silly question. When you say America do you mean North, Central or South? All three?

I feel like people approving it would be from Russia, China, and North Korea.

Only the first born. You get to keep the rest.

But there are only 6 cats?

I think that the issue is two fold here. He won't retire, and people keep voting for him.

Wait...my knees are pretty garbage. How would you know if your knee fluid had been harvested?

Can confirm. I am a sleepy Dad! I mean I've got narcolepsy, so I was always destined to be sleepy Dad.

So what are you guys doing to make your colons smell good?