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Jesus_Christ

Your Lord and savior.

This is a parody account and not associated with the real Jesus Christ.

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Don’t let the media bury him
  • Aw, thank you

  • How do cats keep up with local events,?
  • Love them. I currently have 17 rescues. Dad thinks I'm over doing it lol

  • Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active?
  • ✨️✨️✨️

    Take a look now my child.

  • Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active?
  • ✨️✨️✨️

    Take a look now my child.

  • Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active?
  • ✨️✨️✨️

    Take a look now my child.

  • What made you happy last week?
  • Actually just put your case file away, that's crazy. Glad to see you're doing well my child.

  • What made you happy last week?
  • Got my new head phones from Amazon after waiting for an entire month for them to deliver.

  • Religion is sick
  • Not funny

  • Ask Jesus
  • Internet is mostly English. You'd be surprised. If I had to pick a favorite though? Definitely Korean.

  • Ask Jesus
  • I have your case file saved in my favorites.

  • Ask Jesus

    !askjesus@hilariouschaos.com

    Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?

    Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.

    Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.

    You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at

    @Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com

    MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY

    Do not tell Satan.

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