Atheist Memes @lemmy.world an_onanist @lemmy.world 8mo ago

Religion is sick

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Put some money in the collection plate and maybe little Timmy won’t find his way into an early grave?
- Hopefully Timmy's tithing up in heaven now.
  
  Access to heaven is a subscription based service, $39.99 per month
Not funny
- Lighten up Jesus Christ
  
  I feel like I'm back on Reddit lol.
  
  Character accounts making in character, dark humored jokes on an atheism meme sub.
  
  2010 what a time to be alive
  
  Big fan of your work
  
  Are you aware your maggoty cum fart posts on here as well?
- Hosanna, hosanna, hosanna in the highest. Hosanna, hosanna, hosanna in the highest. Lord, we lift up your name, with hearts full of praise. Be exalted, O Lord my God; hosanna in the highest.
- Fuck off, jesus
- I agree, so stop doing it!
- I agree
Wow, they got a photo from Mother Theresa's facility? ;)
- Suffering is a virtue, therefore it’s virtuous to make children suffer.
  
  What a saint that woman was.
  
  Heads up: I’m sure you know, but others might not, that Mother Teresa was a sadistic con artist.
Gnostics did some pretty crazy jumps to deal with the problem of evil. They eventually decided that the old testament God was actually the devil that Jesus was trying to save them from. A creator God that trapped souls in the hell scape of reality.
- I've often joked that Jesus didn't redeem humans in the eyes of God, he redeemed the Hebrew god in the eyes of western culture.
  
  I'm sorry the opportunity to deploy.this joke occurs "often"?
"God never gives you more than you can handle."

I know people who have been driven batsh*t insane by what God has given them.
- Pretty sure every single person who has ever died was given more than they could handle.
Whenever someone tries to proselytise you, just tell them why would a benevolent god test you by killing your family member who hasn't done anything wrong? A friend of mine, whose father passed away from cancer when my friend was nine years old, said this to a Mormon missionary. And the missionary was stumped to this questioning.
- Really? No "mysterious ways"?
…because I love them.
This fits in with what happens in the Bible.
Well @Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com, do you want to weigh in on this?
- Remember that satan did not make hell.
  
  I would prefer God existed simply so that there were a proper forum to air my grievances.
  
  No, but he made it cool.
Poe’s law says this meme shows up on an fb pro life group.
Kinda crazy, huh? I mean we've got chit like Round Up, causing illness.. but that's not the fault of humans. Nah.

Humans are sick.
- Ummm, you think an atheist memes community would think that humans aren't responsible for creating and using RoundUp?
  
  You're a smart one.
- With God's blessing.

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