That's a really good point! AI does have the potential to fill in for us when we get tired! Would you like to discuss other benefits to giving in to your new overlord?
Tripping while carrying a pitchfork is less likely to result in a fatality than a chainsaw
Chainsaws rely on external power sources before they become heavy abrasive clubs
Reinforcements won't hear you engaging your pitchfork from a block away
A pitchfork is lighter and longer, making it easier to wield and have a potential for higher force with lower torque
Chainsaws don't like being used on fluid-filled fleshy bits, which can result in a tangled nightmare bogging down your weapon while you try using the "stuck shopping cart" maneuver on something noncompliant and screaming
Pitchforks can be quickly shared between targets. Chainsaws quickly share bits of targets between you and anyone nearby
Guns:
Requires training
See issue about external power sources
See noise issue
Friendly fire
You could grab the pitchfork as it's being used against you and have a chance to fight back.
Push harder
❌ Pitchfork: Long, unbalanced weight, gets stuck when embedded in a solid medium
✅ Softball bat: Less cumbersome, well balanced, doesn't get stuck in squishy
✅ Miracle Blade®️: Abuse as desired and Chef Tony will hand-deliver you free replacements, CHEESE CHEESE
I remember my sister and me tossing the middle buckle back and forth and then swinging it at each other until one of us got hit by a plastic-accented mace and then we would both cry. We never learned to stop doing that.
Me who doesn't completely care what flavor of Linux is installed and uses flatpaks and docker for everything because I just want things to work and threw away my integrity after my first catastrophic hardware failure of my server that I'd been maintaining poorly and precariously on an external drive for three years.
Sure, but what better way to test if they can get away with it! They're still knocking on the walls of institutions to see how much more they can dismantle.
Is "closeted" queer language? I've never found consistent etymology or history of the word, but language is obviously driven by society. I really hope I haven't been offending my friends throwing around that word all William-Nilliam... I'm not the most tapped-in person to culture, and even then, I'm unbelievably slow to catch on.
Every fascist is a closeted piece of shit, but it has nothing to do with sexuality. They all know deep in their hearts that they're fascists, but they act and claim that they're not the fascist, it's everyone else who's a fascist. And they resort to violence anytime someone points out that they're a fascist, because everyone was raised to understand that fascists are weak, scared, little cosplay strongpeople, and their only defense is offense.
The closeted homophobia could be a contributing factor for some, but the closeted "fasciphobia" is very real for almost all of them. There are those few who proudly call themselves fascists, and they strike fear into the hearts of every closeted fasciphobe who are not yet willing to be seen shoulder to shoulder with an openly fascist pile of crap.
I also need to make plans in case I do develop dementia. My preferred solution is for my wife to fire me from a cannon. The ticket sales should keep her more comfortable in her twilight years.
Am I incorrect to say that using the command "super user do" can be expressed conversationally as "invoking super user?" I'm confused. The meme literally says "sudo." And while you don't need to begin the command with "sudo," you'll then get a message asking you to enter your root password. So you're still kinda invoking super user.
Maybe you should double-check me, though. Type $ apt-get update into your terminal. If it asks for your password, reply with what you entered to satisfy that prompt. For research reasons.
Pissbaby who could literally watch anything else throws public tantrum