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  • apeach

  • It's missing the part where invoking su requires your password. For the sake of accuracy, I think you should show how you enter your password.

    Also, I'm nervous about the command ifconfig. Can you try running that and paste your results here, to help quiet my fears, of course.

  • Keeping you on edge?

  • "Now for the penis portion of the test... Don't worry, these aren't big tests. Just little tiny testies."

  • The modern web so fat that when it sits around the house, it sits around the shockingly robust infrastructure we've collected that provides us great convenience while it slurps up our privacy.

  • No wonder my coffee tastes funny! I've been putting milk in it instead of filling it up with pandering! Thank God Kraft is here to remind us that they're just like us poors. Although, if they really wanted to relate to their customers, they should rebrand as "Maxwell Lost my job Because I Couldn't Afford to Replace a Flat Tire and now I Can't Afford Rent"

  • Might I interest you in some As Seen On TV™ Goya© products PRESENTED BY THE WHITEHOUSE®?

  • "Hold onto your motherfucking asshole shits."
    Ray Arnold

  • I feel like we're mere months away from someone being labeled "the good kind of pedophile" on Fox News.

  • Are you watching me right now?

  • FINALLY! I recently started understanding more about stocks and investing, and what Memecoins are going to bring to the table is the removal of things making sense.

  • I use edge when I've been a naughty boy and need to be punished. And then I open Microsoft office and click the "try for free" link

  • Y'all have set up this false dichotomy in which you've ignored the real majority of chrome installs on windows: children, grandchildren, and neighbors who just want to move on with their life. So they install "the one that looks like a beach ball" and they install a bunch of risky extensions that'll make reading and printing the internet easier.

    Source: I used to work in computer repair and technology literacy. But, mostly my own ass.

  • Maybe yours is. Mine isn't because I'm a smartass

  • I'm one of the removed

  • Fossil fuels are from shit the dinos ate, like plants and other dumb crap. The belief that coal-rollers are cool enough to burn liquid dinosaurs is easily the single biggest lie of the oil industry.

    Closely followed by gestures wildly

  • You think that's something, you should see the diesel-powered fans they needed to cool those things! All so that they could watch ancient YouTube videos on postage stamp-sized monitors.

  • I have a platter stack from an old Datapoint server, each platter is somewhere around 9". The story, as I've heard it from multiple sources, was that a screw or screwdriver (I forget which) fell into the enclosure overnight and dented one of the platters, throwing it out of balance and causing the hard drive to vibrate like crazy. When someone came in the next day, they found the hard drive standing, unplugged, in the middle of the room. People were trying to figure out who unplugged and managed to move this incredibly heavy and expensive piece of equipment, and then deduced from late-night employee reports of what sounded like construction in the server room that the hard drive shook so violently that it "walked" to the middle of the room, unplugging itself.

    I can definitely confirm the dent and that it appears to have happened at speed.