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Especially_the_lies
Especially_the_lies @ Especially_the_lies @startrek.website
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Cowboys in westerns always have standoffs because the one who draws first attempts murder, to draw second is justified self-defense

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  • But... Han shot first?

    • Average long-term US mortgage rate climbs to 7.09% this week to highest level in more than 20 years

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  • That's great if you qualify, but you have to be below a certain income threshold. Not everyone does.

    • America's richest 10% are responsible for 40% of its planet-heating pollution, new report finds

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  • Anyone else just feel like we should eat the rich?

    • Worst assure sauce

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  • Guess who's coming to dinner...

    • Bank glitch let customers withdraw extra cash

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  • They say as much:

    "These transfers and withdrawals will be applied to customers’ accounts today."

    • Were you ever denied a book by a librarian?

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  • Well, there was this one time that I wanted a book that was in the restricted section, and I didn't have a teacher's note allowing me to go in there, so I just took my invisibility cloak one night and snuck in anyway. The librarian suspected nothing.

    • 6-year-old fatally shot by a 9-year-old, authorities say

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  • npcnews.

    Yeah, I know that's a typo, but now I want to know what NPC News is like. "Today, several PCs rampages through the streets and caused $10 million in property damage."

    See also: Free Guy.

    • Tick tock 🕚

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  • Yes, Ulysses S. Grant was arrested for riding his horse recklessly through the streets of DC. He was arrested, fined, and released. This happened while he was president. However, since it was a minor incident in the grand scheme of things, it isn't really a precedent to hang your hat on.

    • If a movie was being made about your life, what actor/actress would you deem best to star as you?

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  • Realistically? Josh Gad.

    • ‘Flying Aliens’ Harassing Village in Peru Are Actually Illegal Miners With Jetpacks, Cops Say

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  • It's never aliens, unfortunately.

    • Don't even think about it Jim

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  • Revenge... is a dish best served ... wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!

    • "Tasha? After all this time?" "Always"

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  • I'm pretty sure that's the joke. After all, it isn't like Data understands emotions at this point. I can totally see him going to Geordi or Picard and asking if it is wrong of him to still have that holo of Tasha if everyone is freaking out about Barclay's program.

    • Three women injured in otter attack in Montana

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  • Someone go tell Asst. Mayor Bellweather that she was right! The otters have gone savage!

    • Zuck/Musk cage match canceled; tech billionaires blame each other

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  • Thank you for summarizing this nonsense for those of us who haven't been following!

    • Oh no. OH NO.

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  • Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.

    • Melons right.

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  • "We'll just tell your mother we ate it."

    • Debate

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  • Does killing a lot of children automatically make you an asshole? /s

    • Can you Americans pass the test?

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  • ITT: People legitimately trying to name it, people saying "I'm American and I know this is fake," and people who get the joke trying to come up with a good name.

    • Can you Americans pass the test?

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    • Exhales dramatically

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  • Minute after minute, hour after hour?