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2y ago

Oh no. OH NO.

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These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google "vaporeon e621" or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search "sea salt e621"
- Why would I google it when I already have it bookmarked?
  
  Holup.
- You just want to watch the world burn, don't you?
  
  Just wants to watch the world cum
- Well, I've learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?
  
  MSG is not dangerous.
  
  It’s dangerous to go alone - take this
- Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.
  
  oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it's totally safe. Google "E621 safe vore" for more info about it being safe to eat
  
  Good point and you are right, but I'm afraid you missed the joke
- 10K tags for vaporeon to date and more ever cumming.

Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water...
I don't even know what to fn say.
- "YES"

I've had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.
- The pikachu one is actually pretty good, although not good enough for the price
  
  Which Pokemon tastes terrible in your opinion?
- Ayyyy! Coming in clutch with the rating plus the "with rice" bonus!
  
  let's not bring over worn-out redditisms to lemmy eh?

Did you know...
- Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
- That's what I instantly thought about... The Internet ruined us
- Was looking for this haha

Oh cool a vaporeon... wait... wtf?!

I live in Asia, and normally, "salted cheese" is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I'm assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda
- But there's a picture of cheese next to the text!
  Edit: it also says "cheese aroma" ("ostarom") in Swedish.
  
  Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.
  
  Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.
  
  They also do that here. Like a wedge of swiss cheese. I have no idea why. They call heavy cream topping on drinks "Cheese Foam".

Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.
- I’ll gladly pm him

Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?
- Must be the sea salt cheese flavoring
- Watertok moment.
- Think you looked at the kJ value, the label seems to say about 26 Calories (kcal)

I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had "corn and cheese ice cream." I don't mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn't a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.
- I could see corn. It's sweet. But mixed with cheese?
- Did you at least get some ensaymada or tsampurado with dilis?
  
  I have no idea what that means, so no. I was there for work reasons (shooting a scene for a TV show).

Torille
- ...rillaamaan

Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.
- You gotta wonder how much of your tuna is actually vaporeon.

And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients

Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳

Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?
What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?

Huh, we meet again, the worst thing I'm going to see today.

Have you guys not had the salty “cheese foam” you can get on boba? It’s like stabilized whipped cream.
This doesn’t sound bad at all.

So it's actually quite good. An acquired taste.

- It’s mostly in Finnish, but ”ursprungsland” is also the Swedish word for country of origin. Finland is a bilingual country (mostly).

I'm gonna pester my Japanese friends about this 😂
- 台湾料理ではありませんね。- @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world's Japanese friends, probably
  
  笑

@setsneedtofeed I bet it looks like Slurp Juice from Fortnite

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