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CapuccinoCoretto

@ CapuccinoCoretto @lemmy.world

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  • “Ruinternet” [Mr Lovenstein] Now in Color! + Bonus Panel

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  • We'll always have each other.

    They say misery Loves company We can build a company That makes misery

    Frustrated Incorporated.

  • Mozilla accuses Microsoft of sabotaging Firefox with Windows and Copilot tactics

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  • Por qué no los dos.

  • US to automatically register men for the draft starting in December--To reinstate a draft, Congress would have to pass legislation authorizing it

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  • Or join the draft (selective service). Honour the oath and defend the constitution against ALL ENEMIES foreign AND DOMESTIC.

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  • Biometrics are a username not a password. Authentication is not authorization. This sounds like trying to stop man in the middle attacks with something susceptable to man in the middle attacks.

    Maybe I'm just not getting the idea.

  • Which drug is worth going to jail for?

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  • For what? Using? Selling? Producing?Doping garlic butter that goes on your lobster tails?

  • No like really bro I’m just here for the silly shoes

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  • Which is hillarious because I've been kicked out of Karaoke bars for laughing too hard at my own rendition of Islands in the stream by Dolly Parton with my drunk buddy as Kenny Rogers. It was magical and hillarious. I am a respectable Karaoke singer drunk or sober.

    Karaoke bars are often polluted with a pestillence of people who think they are undiscovered musical geniuses who are minutes away from being discovered by a record label executive trolling the depths of karaoke shitholes looking for the next great pop-star. Anything that fucks with their discoverability makes them go coocoo.

  • Hamdurger season

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  • Not really. Ground meats with shit in them with casings (sausage) will cook roughly the same as other ground meats with shit in them without casings. (Patties) Very similar.

  • No like really bro I’m just here for the silly shoes

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  • That's what all the fatties say. I'm JuSt BiG BoNed! Source: Am fatty.

  • Anthropic’s latest AI model could let hackers carry out attacks faster than ever. It wants companies to put up defenses first | CNN Business

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  • Classic Business Model. Make a problem. Sell it and its solution.

  • No like really bro I’m just here for the silly shoes

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  • No like really bro I’m just here for the silly shoes

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  • In true shitpost fashion, I make shit up as I go. I was too lazy to do any real research. I'm too lazy to verify your shitpost isn't doing the same thing. Either way, ponder this:

  • Back in the day the world had The Great Dictator speech speaking the truth. Then came Network with the I am mad as hell. In this era what speech are we going to look back from the future?

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  • It's a partial truth. It's what makes storytelling villains great. If they didn't have an ostensibly plausible reason for being evil, villainy looks cheap and painted on. What is Thanos without his half-truth sustainability philosophy and ethics? What is Smith without this speech?

  • Back in the day the world had The Great Dictator speech speaking the truth. Then came Network with the I am mad as hell. In this era what speech are we going to look back from the future?

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  • Link? He had many monologues on truthiness.

  • Back in the day the world had The Great Dictator speech speaking the truth. Then came Network with the I am mad as hell. In this era what speech are we going to look back from the future?

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  • No like really bro I’m just here for the silly shoes

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  • Poll: Anyone ever have hipsters in their highschool go through a bowling shoe phase?

    Upvote = yes Downvote = no

    Edit: By early poling numbers, I can't tell if it was only a thing in my highschool, or if people who wear bowling shoes casually, yet ironically or even post-ironically, just haven't come to terms with the fact that they are indeed hipsters.

  • No like really bro I’m just here for the silly shoes

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  • Baseball?

    Edit: *Gasp. Downvote!?! Very well:

    Top 5 oldest and heaviest MLB players active in the 2026 season, including their age, height, and weight:

     
            Rich Hill
        Age: 45
        Height: 6’5" (196 cm)
        Weight: ~210 lbs (95 kg)

    Justin Verlander
        Age: 43
        Height: 6’5" (196 cm)
        Weight: ~225 lbs (102 kg)

    Max Scherzer
        Age: 41
        Height: 6’3" (191 cm)
        Weight: ~220 lbs (100 kg)

    Chris Martin
        Age: 38
        Height: 6’4" (193 cm)
        Weight: ~240 lbs (109 kg)

    Carlos Santana
        Age: 39
        Height: 6’1" (185 cm)
        Weight: ~235 lbs (107 kg)

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  • Hamdurger season

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  • Stop flirting with me.

  • Wacky

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  • Grandma, grandpa anyone really. They say "the fun isn't in the face". While true, with a good gummy, the fun really is IN the face.

  • Wacky

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  • Forgive me. I am old and not up to date on the latest Shitpost writing style guide. I was only trained in AMA, APA and the Geological Society's Style Guide.