US military is poised to TACO Tuesday!
Or
Enter Player 4 - China has joined the game!
I love a good taco, but I also have a lawnchair and case of beer ready in case we kick of WWIII and I want to watch the impossibly bright lights.
🎵🎶
And the band played on
As the helicopters whirred
Drunk on the lawn in a nuclear dawn
My senses finely
blurredburned 🎵🎶
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Have you considered the "other" economy?
It's really about understanding yourself. What are your needs? What are your natural strengths? When you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.
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Edit: A seriously helpful answer that ties into this. I've worked closely with retail executives. It's awful for you on purpose. Their business model is built on low barrier to entry and suffering. You are right to stay away. My above joke was not only meant to be funny. Who doesn't need a giggle at times like this? But it was also to get you to think in different ways. Making a living is not the same as getting a job with an employer. That's only one way, and it often sucks. Think entrepreneurship (non-criminal). Think lemonade stand. Not as stupid an idea as it sounds - Martha Stewart got started selling pies outside a plaza. Lateral thinking can help you here. Get outside of your own assumptions and consider a broader perspective.
Edit2: Tough crowd. Humour is difficult.