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  • Replace the sad weiner with a glorious sausage, update the ground meat with jalapenos, minced onions and cheese and this become S-tier food for cookouts, tailgate parties, backyard barbecues and pubs.

  • *Latvian crying intensifies.

  • Anyone but Tesla.

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  • I just updated my post with a link to the appropriate source.

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  • Have I opened a doorway to new levels of consciousness? For better or for worse, maybe.

  • With your Barber's consent, anything is possible. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • This. Are you me?

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  • Hey. This is a shitpost. That was a dark humour joke. Don't look at me like I'm the weirdo here. Context matters Monsieur or Madamme LeBuzzkill.

    Edit: For the record, I upvoted your comment because in true shitpost fashion, the fight after a shitpost is half the fun, and speaks to the very heart of shitposting. You played your role well. Touché pussycat.

  • What an entirely predictable disaster. The people voted to be shat on and discarded like the human refuse they are. Vote for Biff Tannen, live in his distopia.

    Sorry to everyone who didn't vote for this.

  • Knowing what we know now, If you aren't building to passivehouse levels of performance, you are building to catastrophic failure.

    Building codes gotta change 40 years ago. Today is the next best time to upgrade building codes.

  • Not a Barber but my Barber loves me, and I him. You are a posable manequin meant to hold a position. They will gently guide your head to the desired position whenever a change is required. Gently acquiesce. Tip generously.

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  • Looks like someone doesn't understand "The Gummy". It's why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. While your prime earning years may be behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table with good gummy. Make sure you get a good denturist.

    Edit: Tough crowd. Dark humour isn't easy.

    Edit 2: Update with technical reference.

    Edit 3: References. I swear I once saw a daytime talkshow like Phil Donahue, Geraldo Rivera or Maury Povich that was along the lines of "My teenaged daughter had her teeth removed on purpose to better please her new husband and I helped her do it." I just can find the reference.

    Edit 4: Now illustrated.

  • Sorry, I'm all out of heroine.

  • Being "The One" is like being in love. No one can tell you you're in love, you just know it, balls to bones.

    This is where I say "Hmmm that's interesting.

    That's when you say...

  • I'll buy that for a dollar!

  • Perhaps by your standards. ;)

  • Celebrate is not the right word. Trump is just the crash test dummy front man. The entire administration and republican party have lost their minds/shown their true colors. It's not time to celebrate. There's still a lot of work to be done.

    I will however drink my best bottle of wine and toast the moment.

  • Save your wife and defend the constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic.