Replace the sad weiner with a glorious sausage, update the ground meat with jalapenos, minced onions and cheese and this become S-tier food for cookouts, tailgate parties, backyard barbecues and pubs.
Hey. This is a shitpost. That was a dark humour joke. Don't look at me like I'm the weirdo here. Context matters Monsieur or Madamme LeBuzzkill.
Edit: For the record, I upvoted your comment because in true shitpost fashion, the fight after a shitpost is half the fun, and speaks to the very heart of shitposting. You played your role well. Touché pussycat.
What an entirely predictable disaster. The people voted to be shat on and discarded like the human refuse they are. Vote for Biff Tannen, live in his distopia.
Not a Barber but my Barber loves me, and I him. You are a posable manequin meant to hold a position. They will gently guide your head to the desired position whenever a change is required. Gently acquiesce. Tip generously.
Looks like someone doesn't understand "The Gummy". It's why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. While your prime earning years may be behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table with good gummy. Make sure you get a good denturist.
Edit: Tough crowd. Dark humour isn't easy.
Edit 2: Update with technical reference.
Edit 3: References. I swear I once saw a daytime talkshow like Phil Donahue, Geraldo Rivera or Maury Povich that was along the lines of "My teenaged daughter had her teeth removed on purpose to better please her new husband and I helped her do it." I just can find the reference.
Celebrate is not the right word. Trump is just the crash test dummy front man. The entire administration and republican party have lost their minds/shown their true colors. It's not time to celebrate. There's still a lot of work to be done.
I will however drink my best bottle of wine and toast the moment.
Replace the sad weiner with a glorious sausage, update the ground meat with jalapenos, minced onions and cheese and this become S-tier food for cookouts, tailgate parties, backyard barbecues and pubs.