Florida Attorney General warns "weather modification" experiments and "geoengineering" could have played a role in Texas floods
These people have law degrees, and some of them are partially educated. It's amazing to me someone could type this up and send it to other people without the embarrassment of looking like a fucking moron stopping them.
My sister is highly educated, and started her career doing medical research and got in to crime scene investigation. She ultimately left when she discovered the job she wanted working for the FBI was not nearly scientifically rigorous enough and didn't really hold water scientifically.
She now sees a psychic, is entirely convinced it's real, and eats up and parrots every single Republican talking point. Biden too old and dimented, Trump is literally the greatest man alive with decades to live. She even accused our mother of cognitive decline when she didn't buy the bullshit my sister was spewing. My mother is sharp as a tack and there's no family history of dementia.
On top of this, my sister's idiot husband is was an executive in charge of international sales and literally lost his job because of the orange man. Still, God's gift to the US in their eyes.
We don't talk anymore but I'm curious how they feel now, they also suckled on Musk's taint.
Their ideology started with money. They only cared about taxes. Now they agree with anything anyone says as long as they start with lowering their, already generously low, tax rate.
They know what they're doing. Their constituents may be stupid enough to believe it, but all those people at the top are completely aware of the grift they're running.
A lot of them aren't aware. They belong to a certain peer group that believes different things and any fact that contradict this is an attack on their identity.
There by is a simple experiment about this. Ask a very simple math problem about shampoo and everybody gets the answer right. Ask the same math problem but say it's about gun control and see basic logic twisted into pretzels.
Money and blackmail can make people do stupid shit
I followed the #2 link he linked about cloud seeding. From the article:
Veteran Houston meteorologist Travis Herzog weighed in this week, calling the theory scientifically unfounded.
“Cloud seeding cannot create a storm of this magnitude or size. In fact, cloud seeding cannot even create a single cloud,” Herzog said. “All it can do is take an existing cloud and enhance the rainfall by up to 20% — and even that is on the high end.”
He compared the theory to blowing out a candle and assuming one could extinguish a wildfire. “It is a matter of scale,” he said.
It's pretty ballsy to provide a link with someone calling out your bullshit while acting as if that link proves your point.
Specialization can breed a narrow limit of scope when it come to general knowledge. Sometimes the best lawyers and surgeons are complete idiots when it comes to falling for things like, say, internet scams. I am not sure if that's what's happening here, but I have known enough assistants of big skilled people that they always say "This guy is a brilliant surgeon, but doesn't know how to cook or even how to shop for his own groceries."
Sounds like every Floridian should report all the dirty power plants until they are no longer polluting... https://www.wusf.org/environment/2023-10-18/list-highlights-top-greenhouse-gas-suppliers-florida-u-s
No, that’s God‘s healing petrol. Can’t possibly be correct.
Unaddressed man-made climate change leading to unprecedented volatility and extremes in weather as predicted since the 70s? "Bullshit."
A secret cabal of leftists attacking red states (and blue states for... reasons) through advanced undetectable technology (or magic?) that alters the weather creating these extreme events? "Seems reasonable to me."
Congratulations Florida, you've just made every owner of a beach umbrella a felon.
Also, every commercial passenger flight is a felon. They are an apparatus released into the atmosphere, and affect weather/climate/intensity of sunlight by causing global dimming. Furthermore, they take the atmosphere in through their engines, and run it through a bunch of air conditioners to cool and filter the air for the cabin, expressly for the purpose of affecting the temperature and climate inside the aircraft, and then exhaust it out of the aircraft back into the atmosphere. Checkmate.
I am all for classifying pollution this way the law, as written, excludes it with this part:
"...for the express purpose of affecting..."
The express purpose of releasing pollution from jets is to provide thrust for transportation. The pollution is a byproduct and not part of the express purpose. An umbrella's function of blocking the sun is an express purpose of the device.
Just hold on very tight so you don't release your sunblocking apparatus into the atmosphere.
If its on a pole stuck the ground exposed to the air, its already in the atmosphere and as it is not contained in some other bag or box, it is "released". Pay your $100k fine citizen.
You use sun block? Straight to jail.
Incredible
This is the stupidest goddamn timeline. So funny that America was destroyed by malignant idiocy.
They made a documentary about it years ago. It's called Idiocracy
Which airplanes were spraying over Texas? ADS-B is public information. Show me the flight logs.
Lol yes Cloud Seeding is a thing and dozens of countries do it. Whether or not Cloud Seeding was done doesn't change the fact Texas can flood, unless you want to play by the Butterfly Effect: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect
STFU.
Seems letting large amounts of greenhouse gases into the air is geoengineering, so maybe we could form an Environmental Protection Agency to crack down on places doing this large scale.
Oh, we're back on the "free market" bandwagon now?
The spectacular level of cognitive dissonance required to simultaneously not believe in man-made climate change but also believe in evil scientists changing the weather.
When you're willing to accept contradictions in your world view you are willing to accept anything by the principle of explosion
And the evil scientists are all Democrats, because that's where the money is.
I'm sure they know damn well, they're just doing a limp wristed job of trying to shift the blame towards the latter.
Geoengineering definitely did play a role in any flooding of urban areas in Florida. It's why there's urban areas in what's supposed to be a swamp.
Geoengineering
I'd point out we've been geoengineering the atmosphere relentlessly for over 200 years, first with coal and then oil combustion. We're living in an age of deliberate geoengineering, our children will have worse quality of life than any of us because of our short sighted and selfish ways.
It's not the weather control bullshit these MORONS suspect, they're literally leading the charge to do it to themselves and can't be convinced that less pollution would be preferable.
The first time I heard about the "democratic weather machine" conspiracy I thought it funny. But looking at it again as it spreads I do believe it is a tactic to keep voters while climate change escalates.
If we get new candidates that run on climate promises we now got a seed set to diffame and more importantly mock them. They can play the victim and point fingers. A long standing and well proven tactic.
injection, release or dispersion of a chemical... for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, weather, climate or intensity of sunlight
Time to shut down anything with a chimney or diesel engine, we just need to argue those things' express purpose is to affect the weather and anything done besides that is a happy side effect
I guess releasing tons and tons of CO2 into the atmosphere does count as geoengineering and weather modification
God wouldn’t have given us all these coal deposits and oil fields if he didn’t want us to strip mine and frack our way through life leaving our planet a used up husk!
No no no, climate change is a ridiculous lie that no one with half a brain believes. What's happening is that they are using weather juice to make things bad, sometimes, in some places, they've just been doing it so randomly that it almost looks like natural weather. Almost as if.... no, they are definitely controlling the weather. Right?
I mean, he's kind of right. Humanity is geo-engineering catastrophic weather events. By driving climate change. Morons.
Hmmm, no, couldn't be the climate change we've been warned about for decades, it's the chemicals the pilots are spraying secretly! If people are really dumb enough to eat this up, we're fucked.
If people are really dumb enough to eat this up, we're fucked.
I've got some really bad news for you.
Ah, yes, the super well funded climate researchers are murdering people with climate controlling Doppler radars in order to make the poor innocent petroleum industry look bad. All so they can make $120k, if they are extremely lucky. It is definitely not petroleum industry executives making millions spreading disinformation so that they can continue to loot the rest of us.
Space aliens and hidden government conspiracies sounds more interesting than just accepting that conservatives fucked things up and don’t want to take accountability.
"Too many people jacking off leads to biblical floods "
well that assertion does make sense in a way, yes?
all that released semen has to go somewhere, after all.
I mean that's literally happening through coal power plants, non-electric cars and so on. We should really stop that weather modification!
See, that’s what we don’t understand in their legislative genius! Coal? Oil? Trash piles? All of that doesn’t contribute anything to anything, of course, besides padding their wallet with lobbyist money. Jewish space lasers, and chemical typhoon generating planes from the democrats though? That’s where the real problem is
Article referenced in the letter WRT possible cloud seeding
The law is real and stupid and not based on science. The letter is even dumber. And no, cloud seeding did not cause the floods.
This is the horseshit you get when you insist on voting Republican.
it requires monthly mandatory reports for any airplane that can modify weather.
perfect for malicious compliance, report every single aircraft that passes through the airport because their exhaust modifies the weather.
clog those idiots with their own bureaucracy
Isn't the constant ignorance of global warming and funnelling money into fossil fuels basically "weather modification"?
That's right. If they were serious about banning weather modification, internal combustion engines would be illegal in Florida.
These people need to be checked for traumatic brain injuries and/or parasites.
Did this guy seriously just reference a Yahoo news article?
Anything but climate change.
Oh no, the Alligator Aushwitz state is now saying Syndrome is going to destroy one state after another
Shh, just play dumb. Let them think they are so smart for figuring it out. Feed them climate change data and tell them there's something suspicious about it all. I don't care if they take credit for fixing it, just as long as it gets done.
sorry Florida Man, I have it on good authority that God is punishing the wicked. since God trumps your laws I am right.
The Jewish Water Gun.
Look, guys, he knows perfectly well climate change is a thing. He just wants other people to think it isn't so his oil stocks keep going up.
So fucking stupid.
Because if anybody would have a relevant take on this, it’s Florida’s attorney general.
jfc, these people are stupid.
a weather modification company
An entire company? Conveniently and lawfully registered in Florida?
(it can be a Simpsons reference if you dream hard enough)
If burning oil and coal can be considered weather modification and geoengineering, then yes.
Should go on !actuallyinfuriating.
You couldn’t make this shit up 😜😜😜
Woah woah woah, this about chemtrails? I can't believe I'm even surprised, really, but how can these idiots be focused on this rather then literally any of the actual issues that people are facing right now?
That's a rhetorical question, I already known the answer is they want to handwave away real issues and only focus on the theater issues they themselves create to generate outrage.
But I mean, they want to outlaw the imaginary chemtrails? Didn't have that on my apocalyptic bingo card.
Wait... are they making pollution illegal? That seems awfully woke, Florida.
Na, "for the express purpose," meaning if you have another purpose you can prove is the primary, say transportation, it's fine.
Florida Man strikes again.
that's because florida attorney general james uthmeier is an idiot
Excuse me, are you a scientist of any kind? Then shut the fuck up.
Are there any major petrochem plants in Florida? Because their dumping of chemicals in the air when they burn off product does create acid rain which seems to qualify as a third degree felony according to their own dumbass definition. Or what about when plants explode because of shitty safety oversight? Those chemicals are definitely making the environment uninhabitable and definitely modify the "intensity of sunlight" from the billowing smoke until it clears up. Did republicans inadvertently make a green policy?? I'm sure when they get sued they will immediately add, a "except for these guys" amendment.
The dumb is strong with this one xD
Those damn cloudbusters
What a rube. It was the jewish space lazers! /s
Lol pLaYiNg GoD
Got it, don't make altering the weather the main purpose.
Sigh…
The hoops these dipshits will jump through to absolve themselves of any culpability… it’s pathetic
I’m dead serious when I say the average Florida politician has literally subhuman levels of reasoning and empathy. They’re basically a different species and frankly belong in a cage
The level of stupidity in Jewish Space Lasers being to blame for every US catastrophe is Zionists control the US already, as always. Even Soros loves Israel and Ukraine, and would attack their enemies instead. The only other alterative is Trump/Hegseth killing Texans now for unknown reasons.
Global warming is settled physics. While it makes more frequent intense storms, storms happened prior to global warming too. There is zero need to politicize physics. Only hair brained conspiracy theories needed to politicize attacks on physics.
Good luck with those hurricanes.
I wonder how these people explain all the floods that happened hundreds of years ago