Spokesperson
Spokesperson
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I never would have guessed that was Kid Rock.
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That's not Kid Rock, that's Elderly Pebble.
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You made me audibly chuckle on the bus at 5:15am. Well done, internet friend.
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Old-ass kidney stone
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Music legend? He's white trash Fred Durst.
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Isn't Fred Durst also white trash Fred Durst?
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They're both playing up an aesthetic, but bonerpill up there is oblivious to the fact that his time has passed.
Limp Bizkit's last album was 2021 after working on it for 9 years,, was called "Still Sucks" and had new music. They're working on their next one now.
Kid Rock released "Greatest Hits: You Never Saw Coming" in 2018 with zero new music and has done nothing since.
I'm not a fan of either but at least one of them is doing work instead of grifting.
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Nah, he ain't white trash. He's just cringe.
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Definition of redundancy, right there.
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"music legend" is going a little bit far lol. He had a handful of okay songs 2 and half decades ago.
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You misspelled “he sucks.”
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I would make a joke about him, but you're not supposed to punch down.
Saying that.
Baw wittta baww da bang da bang Diggy Diggy Diggy said the boogy said Kid rocks a pussy.
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I hope you really didn’t think those were the lyrics
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
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Here, have my account, you've earnt it.
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Music legend?? Dude had like 2 hit songs 20 years ago
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One of those hits was basically just a fan fiction song for sweet home Alabama.
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there were two!?
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Don't forget the theme song to Osmosis Jones where he sings about wanting to rape minors.
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Look, the dude's an asshole. He shouldn't be on any talk show because his personal views are not worth listening to. But he has also sold 26 million albums, which is enough to count pretty much anyone as a "music legend".
Now, he definitely is NOT a "music icon".
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hes credited with pretty much birthing the country-rap genre that has exploded in recent years. id say creating a genre is pretty legendary. and he had i think 3 hits just off of devil without a cause and a couple more after that and even before he blew up in popularity he was a detroit legend. there was a time he was giving advice to eminem himself on enunciating his words more clearly so everyone can understand what hes saying
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detroit legend.
The Insane Clown Posse are more Detroit legends than kid rock is and people love hating on ICP!
They've done more for Detroit than that trust fund having fake outlaw ever could do.
half of his best songs are just riffs he ripped from better bands (American badass is just a Metallica song with shitty lyrics).
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Good for him. Country-rap is ass and not the flex you think it is
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I'm from Detroit, people have mixed feelings for him and always have. Gonna need a citation on the Eminem bit, who is nearly universally liked in Detroit.
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He isn't even from Detroit. He grew up on a fucking apple orchard in a 1.3 million dollar home, with a guest house and a horse stable. Of course he's a shithead.
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THAT'S Kid Rock? Looks like a guy who will yell at kids just for riding their bikes past his house, while holding a shotgun.
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Well…… that can ALSO be Kid Rock
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In fairness, he's always looked like a national spokesperson for gas station boner pills. He just looks like it even more now.
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He's grown into his image, like that weird kid in school that finally grew into his giant head.
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“Music legend” as in no-one outside of America is sure whether he’s a real person or a character in something.
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He's got a white snoop look going. What happened to the cowboy look?
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Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)
Why do MAGAts love fucking kids so much?
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It's a fine conservative tradition.
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i have to wonder how far you could push an antifascist campaign on being unabashedly into milfs
"rest assured i am not a pedophile, i can't get it up unless they're at least 40"-
Emmanuel Macron enters the chat
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I want this hat. I am neither white nor a boy but I would like it for satire purposes, please.
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Easy. Just win the WBotY award. We have open sign-ups every spring.
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"music legend" ? are we sure about that?
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Legends traditionally need to die. Perhaps Kid Rock is volunteering?
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so not worth the effort.
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“Music Legend”? More like “Bizarre Social Oddity”
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This is disrespectful to gas station boner pills
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At first glance I thought he's wearing glasses with straps.
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He looks like a crackhead grandfather
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He looks like Walter White if he sampled his own product.
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Back in the day kid rock made music that pissed off your parents. Now kid rock makes music your parents love.
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I don't remember his music ever being cool or edgy. It was like drinking lacroix when soda is available.
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The last time I liked Kid Rock was 1998.
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I think you mean '99
Due the storm of 'Bawitdaba', 'Only God Knows Why', and 'Cowboy' being released that year and Napster.
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Oh yeah, Woodstock '99 was his peak!
Looking back through my spotty memories, it's like Kid Rock had his rise in the late 90s and then vanished from the face of the earth after I saw him at Woodstock '99.
...well then they resurrected the brand a decade or two later to help elect the worst person on the planet to the most powerful job on the planet.
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What did he taste like?
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Anything to desperately hold on to what little fame he ever had.
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Whoa, is he heterochromatic? Never noticed before. (Then again, I try to be exposed to him as little as possible.)
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Answer: no, this is just a terrible picture.
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He looks like he had just been in a bar fight
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Kid Rock should be abolished.
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“All Summer Long” played constantly when I worked at the mall in college and I fucking wish that song would disappear from existence forever.
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Assistant to the Corporate Loo Cleaning jack.
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Aka typical trucker?
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It's wild how people devote themselves to marketed political drama.
“Music Legend” 😆
I honestly can't remember the one song he's semi famous for....
Even on his highest high, it took me some time to figure out that kid rock is a musician and not just some other sub genre.
I remember Cowboy from Shangai Noon.
Baw wit da ba?
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Didn’t he do it all for the nookie or something?
He did a half decent cover of sweet home alabama? I think?
Bawitaba was big on the radio back in the 90s when I was a dumb kid.
We liked it because it had an anti authoritarian sound on some tracks:
'Paint the town red, and paint the sheriff's wife white'.
That got a giggle from us.
The tracks in between were lack luster, even alt-country.
The next album was a no-buy.
He had a bit role in Joe Dirt as well, that my friend group was super in to the year it released for some reason. We weren't even southern or country, I think we just liked mocking the aforementioned designations.
I am serious!
I know the name kid rock. I don't know a single song of his, like I don't know that it is his at least. And while I have seen his face recently, I couldn't tell you who that people in the meme was without the label.
I seriously don't know that guy at all. I am not denying his legend title to be mean or rude to him. I just think I would know a music legend.