par(ule)amedic
par(ule)amedic
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Wait, the paramedics have to let you tell them about what you did?!
Well, I know somebody who is going to suffer a self-pleasure related injury this weekend and go into excruciating detail with the paramedics...
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You're not going to believe this, but I was getting out of shower, slipped, and fell, and all of that stuff went right up my ass. I swear it was just a freak accident. Could have happened to anyone.
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There's probably at least one person who genuinely slipped and fell and got something stuck in their butt, and I feel very sorry for them. It sucks when you're telling the truth but everybody thinks you're lying.
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"I fell on it"
"I fell on it"
"I fell on it"
"I was bored"
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Lucky for me my kink is explaining awkward situations to professionals obligated to help you out >:D
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That's actually a pretty good rule to live by
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There goes my Tuesday nights.
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So what you're saying is to be shameless
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I'm sure no one has ever lied to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Im sure that all the people that accidentally slipped and fell ass first on a cucumber that just so happens to have a condom on it werent lying at all
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Too late
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Guelph is all I gotta say. Really just the perv-man’s Kitchener-Waterloo
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I don't know if that is a great descriptor for Guelph. Guelph is an answer to the question "what if you took all of the bad parts of Cambridge & Waterloo and make a city with that." Just gross.
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I wouldn't want to explain my dissertation to paramedics, so it's a good thing I never got that PhD.
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In Chuck Palahniuk's Choke he explains why every ER has a diamond drill bit.
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... Why...?
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