par(ule)amedic
par(ule)amedic
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Wait, the paramedics have to let you tell them about what you did?!
Well, I know somebody who is going to suffer a self-pleasure related injury this weekend and go into excruciating detail with the paramedics...
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They'll just keep giving you shots of Ambien until you stop.
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This is shaping up to be an awesome weekend!
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Masturbating Ambien Zombies.
Now that is something you don't see every day.
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
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They would more likely give you ketamine, the date rape drug. Wank is over immediately and you won't remember anything.
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Having not done anything more serious than alcohol and weed, ketamine is a date rape drug? I thought it was just another kind of high...
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Hmm, yeah, I can see it used for that.
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You wouldn't be the first. Just don't start masturbating when you're in the back and we're kosher
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That's fair.
Can I at least finish masturbating in the back on the way to the hospital if I already started when you got here, though?
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As long as you follow rules 1 and 2 I think we can make an exception
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