Your Morning Coffee Really Is Making You Happy, Says Study

Science concludes cocaine does make me more social.

My favourite part of my day is sipping my morning cup, sitting in the back yard and listening to the birds.

I just wanted to see the methodology for how the study was done, and I am now wondering how the media came to the conclusion that drinking coffee makes you happier based on the study's conclusion, when it is about cardiovascular mortality rates. The study itself makes no mention of happiness or mood.

I clicked into the wrong study. That's why 🤦‍♂️

It really does. You know what doesn’t make me happy Tariffs

Not me cause I chug the whole thing piping hot. Really burns up my mouth but what can you do?

How many of the participants had IBD or IBS?

It also keeps me out of jail.

I'm far less likely to slap the shit out of someone once I'm caffeinated.

You do you, but FUCK that website