rule
rule


i'm a guy btw
rule
i'm a guy btw
i'm a guy btw
The masculine urge to receive enthusiastic penetration in women's attire
Weâve all been there
Hey if it lets me wear a longskirt.
Why did I read enthusiastic as euthanastic?
at this point, I'll take it
I always read "enthusiastic" in Curtis Arnott's voice. Guess the walks were quite euthanasic too.
Not any greenhouse! A conservatory!!
How about an orangery? If we really want to spice things up
Kew Gardens. Go big or go home.
With the candlestick?
sigh
If you must.
Solarium or GTFO
anyway - woa.... the .... the combo of greenhouse n thunderstorm is... quite somthin-
not much of a victorian dress kindsa peep tho.,.,. thad jus sounds uncomfy.,.,. but u do u <3<3<3
I imagine the windows would be all fogged up from the steamy sex, right? ..right??
Only one way to find out.
Unrelated, but can you rent a greenhouse on Airbnb?
i believe peeps jus wouldn see u cuz of the plants n also the thunder, distractin the eye away from it-
i imagine peeps jus producing steam rn-
Not just uncomfy. A Victorian dress is basically a contraceptive. Try having sex in this thing.
Pretty tho...
It's Victorian dress or fursuit. choose your poison.
Can they be combined into a Victorian dress-fursuit?
I think this is the origin story of Victorians hearing 'banshees' in the storm
I now have a new addition to my bucket list. Thank youuu!! :D
more like your rhymes-with-bucket list
Obviously?
A greenhouse? In this economy?
The local botanical garden by me charges $6 entry for area residents. I'm assuming this includes coital entry on the premises.
I've never felt so sniped
I'm a Victorian dress btw.
So thatâs where babies come from!
What were you reading?
Botanical gardens.
I wanna get that extra-risky public space thrill. Just maybe not during Rafflesia bloom.
I'm a guy btw
Are you sure?