TIL the ball washing machine can wash 40,000 ball pit balls in an hour.
TIL the ball washing machine can wash 40,000 ball pit balls in an hour.
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TIL they wash ball pit balls
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Well you're supposed to, does every place with a ball pit wash them? Ehhhhh...
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Not at Dashcon.
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I think dashcon could have just used a large sink.
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I doubt many places do.
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Only a true connoisseur can handle the vomit and piss of a never-washed ball pit.
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That is impressive, but it seems a bit excessive as I only have two.
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You're not the only one that needs a wash around here
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Line em up boys!
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Yeah but you can wash them 20k times in an hour!
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Any more than three times counts as masturbation.
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Serious question: does this machine have a mechanism for ensuring that multiple user's balls don't touch?
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The UV light is probably useless if it shines a few seconds only on those balls. The disinfectant wash by its own is probably enough.
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The UV feature is probably an upgrade, lying about which is no-doubt how the sales guy makes his quarterly bonus.
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I just don't trust UV sanitizers, there's just no way you can make me believe that a pile of shit is sanitary just because you shined a light on it
idk I'm sure it does something but I just don't trust it
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Well, if you want it meme speak, it's spicy light. But it needs to shine a long time before it reliably does anything. Hours, not seconds.
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Just like your mom
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Are there 19,999 other guys who wanna get their balls washed with me?
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Everyone needs to go tip to tip so the ball washing machine can reach its optimal potential. It’s a middle-out algorithm.
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"Sir, I'm not sure how exactly you managed to have this happen, but the pathology lab says that those are ultraviolet-C light burns on your scrotum."
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This makes me wonder how many people out of 20,000 would potentially only have 1 ball. Or none
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Your mom is a ball washing machine
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Thank you kind sir, I came here to say this.
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Ballin'
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I had no reference for what that was, I picked one random ball pit calculator and it said that for a 1m³ pit I need around 2800 balls. So 40k balls is around 14m³? Not bad.
It would take a week to clean an olympic pool size ball pit.
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The balls will be fastly sucked into the machine
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Beavis, your balls are filthy.
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Instructions unclear, what to do after the machine has your balls?
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Just a FYI: You linked to the last two seconds of the video.
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for me it's just a link to the same post, and of course I clicked 10 times before realising that
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I think I fixed it. Thanks.
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