Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise
Medical tribunal rules ‘very low risk’ of Suhail Anjum, who had been dismissed by hospital in Greater Manchester, repeating behaviour
Bullshit. Doctor Who would never leave a patient during an operation to have sex. I'm not sure The Doctor ever has sex. Well maybe Tenant's clone but he wasn't really The Doctor at that point was he?
Why do you think the companions are always girls?
point
The nurse was allowed to practice, so really it was all mutually agreed upon
Allowed to practise having sex with a patient, right?
The very first Doctor had a granddaughter. So canonically he had to have had sex at least once.
Yeah, my comment about him possibly never having sex aged like milk. But he definitely wouldn't stop saving someone to do it!
Was the operation a success?
Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.
He could've done it in 2 minutes if they'd just allow him to fuck inside the OR.
That poor nurse... With the removal of gloves, coats and other items, followed by the replacement of them, that leaves little time for her. This dudes a two pump chump.
Doctor Who is getting nuts these days.
Doctor Who gettingto nut these days.
It's a devolving quest to repair their ratings.
Something, something. Timey whimy, time travel and the daleks
Per the headline, it seems he's giving nuts more than getting nuts. But maybe both?
However, she was satisfied
Phrasing.
...that Anjum was determined not to repeat his past misconduct and considered the risk of repetition to be “very low”.
That old medical adage: Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice... You can't get fucked again.
LIES! Doctor Who would never leave a patient like that!
... left the patient to have sex with a nurse who was allowed to practise.
I presume the nurse was practising having sex with patients
I presume the nurse was practising having sex with patients
yet another way the NHS is superior to us healthcare.... damn...
...it's always the OR. And I don't understand how, cuz in the OR there's always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.
Actually maybe that's why it's always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren't getting caught.
That or we're just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.
Imaging dept has ample opportunities. "We're shooting, stay out!" Yeah, shooting loads.
Ugh, this felt personal lol my ex was an X-ray tech.
I swear it’s the personality type that chooses to work OR/ER. They’re super over confident, ADHD, adrenaline junky personality types that thrive in risky situations.
Why did they put a time lord into the operations room, anyway?
Who is this doctor anyways‽
Look he's been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don't think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there's a chance to get his end away.
He will tap 'dat four times
A masterful joke.
Best comment in this entire conversation thread!
Specially if he gets to tap peak Billie Piper or Freema Agyeman.
A whole lot of you seem to prefer your narcissistic surgeon to operate on you while horny out of his mind. If he's got a boner to the point he can't concentrate, and I can be kept stable a few minutes, and he has a willing partner, be my guest.
It was an anesthesiologist. And yeah, I'd much rather be kept sleep throughout the entire surgery, thanks.
So that it's clear to everyone, anesthesiologists are usually the highest paid person on any surgical team, and there's a reason for that. Knocking you out without killing you is hard.
That said, the guy did leave someone else to monitor things, and wasn't gone for much more than a long bathroom break.
Oh, that tracks. They have a reputation among medical personnel for being the worst sociopaths.
During the sexergy.
Do you really want to be operated on by someone who has an unyielding boner when youre lying there cut open on the table? If anything should be a boner killer I would think thats it
Eight minutes?
He had a lot on his mind.
Could you imagine?
What a show off, right? We all know it took less than two minutes and the rest of the time he was crying silently on the floor.
Leaving and finding a room.
Removing gloves and getting into position.
Doing the deed.
Scrubbing again and putting gloves back on.
Eight minutes
I'd take longer than that pooping in that situation.
TIL Doctor Who fucks.
it gets bigger on the inside.
Timelords are canines, confirmed
I really which they would change these headlines. “Doctor that-“ is perfectly acceptable and doesn’t make me think about Doctor who lol. I see them regularly
If a retail worker did that shit they'd get fired on the spot. What a shit show smfh.
Pretty sure if a retail worker was caught performing surgery, they'd be arrested.
Harharhar you're so funny I'm belly laughing right now.
Much harder to replace a trained anaesthetist than a retail worker, though.
Not a good excuse
the everfucking fuck, he's an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can't.
Are you sure
Yep it's in the rules.
Anyone but the anaesthetist. They are supposed to wait until after the operation, but the advantages they get to take their time.
15 seconds?
oh look at johnny 20 seconds here
If the operation went well, I wouldn't care what my doc got up to during surgery. If it was really that much of a distraction and they can knock it out real quick I say go for it
Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.
Article says the patient was under general anesthesia and being monitored by the assistant anesthesiologist, the doctor was the main anesthesiologist, not the surgeon. So there wasn't really any risk.
honestly I don't even care, at least the doctor wasn't fucking the patient
That would have been better. The problem seems to have been leaving the operating room.
He needed some clarity
Doctor Who left patient...
"I'm very concerned about my surgery, is the surgeon very talented?"
"Oh, he fucks"
"You mean that figuratively? As in, he's very good at what he does?"
"..."
Damn. I don't even want to read the article. I just want to admire the headline. Doctor left patient during operation to go fuck a nurse.
The nurse will be thankful he's had more practice.
At least Doctor Who would've been able to go back in time and return with the nurse just after they left.
no when you cross the streams like that you have to reboot the series
Good thing Doctor Who can time travel (I think?) so he could take as long as he needed.
porn trope.
Man, that show really went to shit...
I'd be mad too. Why leave? I wanna watch!
Wow, there was a very similar case in China not long ago. It was quite a sensation.
Doesn't Matter Had Sex!
