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Can you give me some money? I haven't been getting my xibucks for defending China. At least enough to pay my transportation fees.
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Idk, I don’t really feel like it rn
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Dictator behaviour
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What is your position on pigeons?
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Where are my XiBucks?
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Sorry we can’t finance XiBucks right now, I spent all the government’s assets on ChungusCoin and it didn’t work out :(
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Mr Xi Jinping in your Belt and Road initiative you have made very good roads but did you consider the pants to be held by the belts?
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How do you Xi your outlook on China?
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My outlook on China is that we need more Pizza Huts
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@modclass we're just going to let puns like this go unpunished?
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No pun-ishment here
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Mr. Xi, can you liberate Hawaii plz, it would be very much appreciated
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Maybe later, I’m busy playing League of Legends atm
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Typical chinese bureacrat living the luxurious life while his country suffers. /s
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Goddammit Xi
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What level are you in Marxism-Leninism
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What’s Marxism-Leninism
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yes China is about to eliminate poverty but did you ever consider human nature
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Oh shit of fuck
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