What can you say about your spaceship but not about your significant other?
What can you say about your spaceship but not about your significant other?
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She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
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You came in that?
You're braver than I thought.
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She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
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My thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobies
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It’s bigger on the inside. A real wizard sleeve.
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So a tardis
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No, that's pretty accurate either way.
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Sure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it's an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk
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If you ride her through the black hole she'll moan and complain but probably finish the journey
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It's what you CAN'T say about both...
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It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN'T say about your SO
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She's designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and one
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Hmm, so going deep see diving would be a bad idea...
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Is your girlfriend the titan submersible
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She may look pretty rough, but she does what I need of her.
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I've never threatened to cut someone in half with my significant other.
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On a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her.
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She's been used for countless loads, and she always seems to enjoy getting banged around
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She's old, but she'll get your there.
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Get my what there?
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"She's a beauty"
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She’s only 130,000 tons!
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It's an unspoken thing, but I always touch my dice for luck before I jump.
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I'm going where no man has gone before.
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Looks like it's back heavy but it'll do.
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I don’t have one
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I come in peace.
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Jettisoning spent fuel isn't such a smelly process.
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I’m givin her all she’s got Captain
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"Calm your engines!"
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Fly her apart then!
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She gets there pretty quickly
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