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4mo ago

Lil shop of horrors

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Shopkeeper: These wares are mildly cursed, you fool!
Me: Yeah, I mean, I know about microplastics.
- "No you fool, my goods will inflict suffering on you."
  " Oh please I know all about the spiritual vacuum caused by materialistic desire."
  
  "You fool, your have doomed yourself!"
  "Look, I know, but it's the end of the month. It's buy now, pay later or nothing.'

This joke gets better every time someone posts it.
- I'm gonna repost it next week.
  
  Everyone knows the best jokes are only told once and then never again.
  
  I call the third week of March 2027. Assuming we're all still alive.
- Funny comment, you should go post it on reddit.

"Yeah, I already bought stuff from Wish, unfortunately"

I'ma just take it across the street.

That's not capitalism. It's libertarianism.
- No even if you avoid state intervention capitalism is still all bout accumulation of profits divorced from any harm caused.
  
  Well there’s your problem. You don’t know what either one of those is.

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