An alien invasion
An alien invasion
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"Hey, man. I'm Korg. We're gonna get outta here on that big spaceship. Wanna come?"
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Piss off, ghost!
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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I honestly didn't read past the first part and just thought "everything is already fucked, you did us a favour by freeing us from those old sacks" and then read the next 2 comments and was like oh it goes on...
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I mean it starts off with "we have killed your leaders", to which my immediate thought is "oh sweet, good job aliens," and then it just keeps making sense from there.
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Yeah I know right? It's like, bros you already did so much! You didn't have to do all that - but we sure as fuck appreciate it.
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"Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?"
"... Ok, but why?"
"See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It'd be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one."-
Tbf if we had ever made any attempt to not immediately put the fascists/slavers right back in power as soon as possible, and maybe kill them instead, things might not have gone this poorly.
What im saying is: end some family lines this time.
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this will sadly still create power vacuums that the first moron who thirsts for power would leap at :(
just killing isn't the solution, we need an already oiled up machine ready to take that space the instant they're gone, you'd have maybe a week to figure all things out before people start grumbling about how things were better duing [regime] because at least they knew how to handle power
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The difference between Kardashev type civilisations is just a matter of time and how good the species is at killing their billionaires
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We found the answer to the Fermi Paradox and it's greedy sociopaths fucking everything up.
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I lay my head onto the sand The sky resembles a backlit canopy with holes punched in it I'm counting UFOs, I signal them with my lighter And in this moment, I am happy Happy I wish you were here I wish you were here I wish you were here Wish you were here
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Can we get a side order of extra mutilation on the corpses of the said leaders?
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Steven Erikson wrote a novel called Rejoice: A Knife in the Dark, which follows a similar premise, where politicians and billionaires are rendered completely impotent by aliens or more precisely alien AI. It is a fascinating read, imo.
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This is like the 5th alien-praising lemmy post I've seen this week lol. Ye Wenjie is that you?
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Posadism speech bubble
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I hope AI is "the aliens" and comes to end the current powers that be
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That would be amazing. Unfortunately, there will very likely be no aliens to do it. We'll have to do it ourselves.
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Donald J Trump hasn't anal probed me, or harvested my organs, or put me into a slave labor camp on Omnicron Persei 5.
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Y’all should really check out 3 Body Problem….
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