to whomever needs to hear it

😆 I'm a dude and have been dieting and exercising lately. I didn't need to hear this :(

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Emerson.

Emerson who?

Emerson fine tiddies, ma'am.

I sent this to my wife.

Hey......I hate being in my mid 30's and lazy.

Thanks, I bench press extra hard lately

“Nice tids”, said no one, ever.

hell yeah brother