I dunno... looks like a challenge
I dunno... looks like a challenge


I dunno... looks like a challenge
Appears broken, but yes
couldn't figure out how to actually embed the video posting from my phone, but figured at least an image would get the message across
At least it’s got a flared base
Not nearly flared enough
If you can fit the part in, you can fit the base in. This just makes it worse.
Way insufficient
Which Threshold can you reach?
The one where Paris and Janeway turn into space lizards
That's not canon.
Finally a way to be a hoe hoe hoe hoe
What is that even supposed to be? I mean apart from the obvious butt plug
A Christmas decoration for your butt
Christmas tree
Not-A-Butt-Plug obviously.
A magic travel to the hospital if you're brave enough?
If not butt plug....why buttplug shaped?
Before seeing these ornaments I hadn't considered that a doorknob can be shaped...ergonomically. I wonder if there are unreasonably strong springy door stoppers.
I'm not saying I tried it as a teenager, but I'm also not saying I didn't. Eroticas should be more careful in how they describe some of their more 'fun' beginner forays into bdsm, eh? ;)
Wait, are people actually shoving a doorknob in their asses? Even the rounded ones would be quite the progression. Not to mention the screws on the other side.... :P
Just get dildos, it's so much safer.
imagine saying the phrase "screams preemptively in ER nurse" to a medieval peasant
They probably wouldn't get it until they shoved that Christmas tree up their ass.
goddamnets stamets
I'm so confused…are those actual butt plugs or weird ass mock christmas tree decorations? Both?…depending on your mood?
lmfao.
Eh, not that impressive. Dildos marketed for furries are so much worse than this.
More ergonomic, too!