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THE_PACK @lemmy.world Durango807 @lemmy.ca 2y ago

WOULD RATHER BE CRANKING MY HOG

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INVEST IN A BIDET BROTHER AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WIPE AGAIN.
- YOU STILL GOTTA DRY SO YOU'LL USE A LITTLE TOILET PAPER BUT JUST A FEW SQUARES SERIOUSLY INVEST IN THE BIDET BROTHER IT'LL INCREASE YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.
  
  SOME OF THEM WILL BLOW A GENTLE WARM WHISPER OF AIR ON YOUR BUM TO DRY IT. I REALLY WANT ONE, ONE DAY I WILL LIVE THIS DREAM BROTHERS! AROOOOOOOOOOOO
  
  AND YOU FEEL MUCH MORE CLEAN AS A RESULT. NO MORE ITCHY BUTTHOLE, MFER.
- ALWAYS BIDET AND SPRAY MFER. AROOOOO!
I MAKE A PENNY, BOSS MAKES A BUCK

SO I CRANK MY HOG IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
THIS IS LITERALLY THE SIDE EFFECT OF HUMAN EVOLUTION

OUR ASSCHEEKS HAD TO EVOLVE TO ENABLE WALKING UPRIGHT AND IT CAUSED SHIT TO GET STUCK BETWEEN THEM

HUMAN GANG RISE UP (AND WALK)

P. S. DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER SHITTING BEFORE YOU CRANK THAT HOG
HE'LL YEAH BOSS MAN
THANKS FOR THE BOMB ASS PICTURE ITS HELPING ME COPE WITH HAVING TO FUCK*NG WIPE

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