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INVEST IN A BIDET BROTHER AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WIPE AGAIN.
YOU STILL GOTTA DRY SO YOU'LL USE A LITTLE TOILET PAPER BUT JUST A FEW SQUARES SERIOUSLY INVEST IN THE BIDET BROTHER IT'LL INCREASE YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.
SOME OF THEM WILL BLOW A GENTLE WARM WHISPER OF AIR ON YOUR BUM TO DRY IT. I REALLY WANT ONE, ONE DAY I WILL LIVE THIS DREAM BROTHERS! AROOOOOOOOOOOO
SOMEDAYSOON, BROTHER, YOU WILL ACHIEVE YOUR DREAM! AROOOOOOOO!
AND YOU FEEL MUCH MORE CLEAN AS A RESULT. NO MORE ITCHY BUTTHOLE, MFER.
ALWAYS BIDET AND SPRAY MFER. AROOOOO!
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