Replace PBS with indoctrination

When you're far right, even the center is far to your left

Til the cast of Sesame Street are left wing radical woke hippies

Well yeah. Duh. The far right fiercely demonizes the concept of empathy, therefore exhibiting and teaching empathy must be far left.

Their whole platform is to move money from the poor to the wealthy. They trick some of the poor into supporting this by being vehemently opposed to whatever the adults in the room want to do. Psychologically and mentally speaking, conservative voters are edgy, rebellious teenagers fighting against the tyranny of their dad without understanding that dad set the rules because they're incapable of succeeding without rules being set for them, so they vote for their older brother to punch dad in the mouth and remove all the rules, and then the older brother just says fuck you, cook your own dinner, and btw that xbox belongs to me now since I'm the man of the house. But at least there's no bedtime now, so that's cool I guess? And their little sister now just goes to school, does chores, and isn't allowed to go out anymore, but that's fine because that's her place, and if she wanted a better deal, she'd work hard to earn it, so she must just be lazier than them.

Yeah, nothing says "far left" like programs sponsored by Capital One and "made possible by" the WASPiest family foundations west of the Atlantic Ocean 😄

Stay aware folks

I feel like the last two words should rhyme.
Stay aware bears... No that's not it.
Stay awake flakes ... Bah... I'm all out.