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George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’

theonion.com George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’

SANTA FE, NM—Stressing that fans of the franchise were about to be richly rewarded for their patience, author George R.R. Martin announced Tuesday that he had finally finished writing his sequel to the 2000 film Erin Brockovich. “At long last, the wait is over—my script for Erin Brockovich 2: A Kiss...

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It's the year 3576, the cyborg army has devastated the northern hemisphere, society has crumbled and all that remains are tiny groups of survivalists, George R R Martins is still working on finishing the ending.
- George R R Martins is still ~~working on finishing~~ three books away from the ending.

Must be a slow week in the US politics if the onion has time for any other topic :)
- They needed a little break

This title got me in the same way as writing someone's age and name in a title

Ian Fleming's estate published a few more James Bond books after he passed away.
Book 7 may just end up that way.

I met the guy at a signing. Total fucking loser asshole.

While I'm not 100% comfortable with his tithing, if Mr. Martin passes Sanderson could pull a Jordan.
- Martin has already stated the he is not a fan of Sanderson's style, specifically in regards to being a potential contingency author.
  
  He also finishes things, which must really piss ol’ George off.
  
  Yeah, Sanderson is great at what he does but A Song of Fire and Ice is not that.

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