Man Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C. | A video showed a man repeatedly calling a group of officers “fascists” before throwing a sub sandwich at one.
“He thought it was funny,” Ms. Pirro said of the defendant in a video posted online. “Well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged with him with a felony.”
Does this mean he has a shot at the presidency now?
You might be joking, but I think you raise an excellent point.
I can see people voting for a sandwich hurling dude who wasn't afraid to confront armed fascists.
I watched the video... He did not think any of what was happening was funny. At all. This dude was deadly serious, and the only person on that street who was reacting properly to what was happening.
In DC? Good luck finding a jury to convict.
https://www.politico.com/2024-election/results/washington-dc/
That felony? Feeding a cop a succulant meal.
He'll be grabbing women by the pussy in no time!
A felony eh? Was it assault with a deadly weapon?
You'll be lucky is anyone ever has that chance again.
First in line, suckas!
I hope there's images. This man should be celebrated. I'm down for merch
Thr article links to this video
He threw the hero they deserved, but not the one he needs to eat right now.
Fascists are lucky it was just a sandwich.
Someone's going to throw a molotov and I am going to laugh and laugh and laugh when those fascists burn to death while sobbing.
Imagine charging someone with a felony for throwing a sandwich and thinking you're doing the right thing. Absolutely unhinged snowflake behaviour.
Thought he got away too :(
That means next time use a real weapon, same charges !
“He thought it was funny,” Ms. Pirro said of the defendant in a video posted online. “Well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged with him with a felony.”
To be fair to him, it was very funny
Isn't this like the quintessential Nazi skit to a T?
"He sot it vas funny. Iz it funny now? Vy aren't you laffing?"
Also, to be fair to him, at no point in the video does he appear to think any of this is even remotely amusing.
Good luck with her brag about false charges. its not a felony level of endangerment. At the very worst an "officer" would have gotten mayo on his shirt, like he does at lunch every day anyway. Total clown show.
What a bunch of snowflakes
When our grandchildren ask what started the second american civil war, we'll have to say "so there was this guy with a submarine sandwich…"
The real kicker is that we can tie this back to Harambe.
And the puritans of course
Material Conditions go brrr
"So just like how WW1 was started, grandpa?"
No not like WW1, they had far superior fashion. Look at the archduke, mans mustache alone has more drip than any federal agent.
But this all came about because after a government employee named Big Balls got beaten up by a pair of teenagers so the president, who was an orange criminal, sent office workers out to patrol the city in bullet proof vests.
"Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated."
GBH with a BLT? C'mon, that's a bit of a stretch.
I now have a mental image of a huge, normally aggressive agent rocking back and forth in a fetal position and sobbing, because a bit of lettuce and soggy bread touched his shoulder.
Agents will now be using Abrams tanks for raids to protect them from crispy bacon.
I mean if he would have had the same charges for throwing a brick at them maybe he should have?
It’s classified as an attack sandwich
Assault with a breadly weapon
Though classified as an Assault Sandwich, AS-12 actually stands American Subs, the manufacturer
*Armalite Submarine
Submarine attack sandwich... thankfully wasn't a ballistic missile version.
It's clearly an attack sub. Likely with bootleg nuclear ordinance. Clearly terrorism!
I was going to say he deserves to be locked up for wasting a perfectly good sandwich, but then i saw it was from Subway. Pretty much all a Subway sandwich is good for is throwing at the gestapo.
That explains why the article described it as a "sub-style" sandwich although I think the quotes belonged around the word sandwich.
Legend.
Where’s the go fund me that shit was funny as fuck
I looked didn’t see one his name is Sean Charles Dunn
Go fund me took his fundraiser down but I found one on give send go https://www.givesendgo.com/AntifaSandwich
I'm thinking I'm going to find some of those ziptie handcuffs
Because something occurred to me watching that. There were a LOT more people than those cops.
It's about time citizens start arresting cops for trying to incite violence by bringing armor and weapons to the streets..
i know where you can find a bunch of ziptie handcuffs in convenient proximity to all those cops you're arresting
Brake fluid dissolves a surprising amount of plastic and painted surfaces. Just an interesting factoid.
Ironically, while MAGA sucks the NRA dick, and jerk it to the 2nd Amendment, civilians are not legally allowed to carry firearms in DC, a district Republicans are vying control of
Fascists will never fight something they don't believe they won't win. They are pure cowards. That's where the authoritarian beliefs come from.
I've lived my whole life with GAD. I get panicked by the stupidest things. Fear is easy to see. Cowardice is blindingly obvious.
3 armed and armored cops ran after a guy who threw a sandwich at them. They literally have nothing to fear, except the off chance that others think they can throw food at cops too without retaliation. They must maintain the lie that they are powerful, and the moment that gets shattered, their whole world comes undone.
I think the legal term for this is A-Salt and Buttery
That was an attack sub
Where was the good guy with a sandwich? See liberals? This goes to show that sandwich control does not work!
Something with that length and girth is something these agents aren't familiar with, so they scared.
A bag of baby carrots would have definitely been less threatening.
"Be brave men. Those sandwiches are no match for our guns."
I thought pigs liked sandwiches.
Politically I'm neither for nor against throwing a sub sandwich at federal agents.
But...that poor sub. Was it at least a really bad sub? I know you could argue that of course it's a bad sub, it's from Subway...but still. Did he buy that sub with intent, or was he just so angry that he threw his dinner?
Good shit we need more shit like this.
“That sandwich is going down in history”
🫡🥪🦸♂️Salute sandwich hero
A drunken dipshit is what he is.
Still pretty funny tho.