3w ago

Twenty-eighth amendment

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JD probably longs to be turned into leather to be closer to his one true love.
- Unfortunately for JD that particular piece of furniture has a restraining order out against him.
- I HEARD HE FUCKS COUCHES. CAN ANYONE CONFIRM?
- Orange with the view: black.
- I was going to give the extra terms to Bowman but okay

Finally! It's been a long time since we passed reasonable laws. Maybe this is the sea change we've been looking for.
- The Presiding Committee kindly reminds delegates and observers to refrain from voicing or by other means indicating their approval or disapproval of the amendment during the Constitutional Assembly or any amendments to the amendment unless they have been selected by the Chair to speak for or against the amendment before the Assembly or any of the amendments to the amendment.
  
  Sorry! Forgot my "/s" there.

This is unfair, JD has so many faces that he can wear a new one each time.
- Are you moving an amendment to the amendment to limit the number of faces that can be severed from the Vice President to one single face and furthermore that all other severed faces of the Vice President are to be discarded and cannot be kept in storage to be worn at the end of the fourth presidency?

Hey boss. What are you doing with that knife?
- The Presiding Committee kindly reminds Vice President Vance that Exhibit A. Knife of the President of the United States is only a replica for the purposes of demonstrating the ceremonial and legal process of flaying and wearing the severed face of their Vice President and in no way represents a threat to the life, bodily organ or face of Vice President Vance.
- Ready to lube Satans asshole

Only if the 2nd term president does the skinning himself.
- The Presiding Committee advises delegates that a new amendment to the amendment has been submitted from the floor, and that the amended amendment can be read below with the amended text in bold:
  The US Constitution will allow a second-term President who flays and skins their Vice President and wears their severed face as a mask to serve a third and fourth term in office.

Nearly gave me a god damn heart attack before I got to the end. Thanks now I don't need coffee.

Side note: why can’t I find more of pictures of Kristi Noem from South park when I search. Everyone needs to share these images more. Make them as common as the Vance memes
- I found plenty. I took a screenshot of a google search but it fails to upload in the comments here at the moment.
  
  I was trying to find the one of her face sliding around the ground
  Side note: this is something I’m trying to figure out rn, but I know for certain that Lemmy gif uploads will fail if they are too wide. It’s unclear to me if non animated images will auto compress or fail when too big

We're getting closer and closer to the 40k timeline where continuous human sacrifice is required so God Emperor Trump can maintain his power.

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