2d ago

Bad decisions

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And, if he'd lost the coin toss, he would have decided he should flip again, because that one didn't count.
- “best of three”
  
  ... and then you conveniently forget what you've called for heads and tails.
- Or just think “I meant heads I call them” and skip the second coin flip
- The best way to make a decision you're "50/50" on. Flip a coin. If you're disappointed with the result, pick the other one, you wanted it more than 50.
  
  I’m way to smart for this so I couldn’t believe it when my totally rational and super scientific mind fell for this and it’s worked over and over.
50% of the time he's right every time
Why is this man speaking in 3rd person?
- You're the only one here who can answer that.
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Good to see people staying in touch with their family members
- What are you doing, step-train?
Until the end i was expecting him to text someone he's been in a long standing feud with over conservation of momentum
- me too, why else would the op say, "Moving" like it mattered
  
  Haha physics
  
  I assume because it makes the coin flipping part more absurd.
Even Harvey Dent needs some lovin now and again.
Hahaha I should text my ex :x
- NooooOoOooo
  
  Nayyyyyyyyy
Okay, best three out of five.
My dead brain was doing the physics wondering about frames of reference and the speed of the coin. I figured it out. It will always land on heads.
There’s this girl at my job that is off the deep end and every part of my brain is screaming at me when I have to talk to her but there is that ONE part that always has to wonder “what if” lmao
- Stay strong, brother
  
  Stay strong and get your freak on
...is this meme the sign I needed?
- Yes, but as a warning NOT TO DO IT!
  
  But that's not what the man in the meme did. I'll just check in, really quick, just to say hi. It'll be fine. I can handle this.
Wasn't there a movie about this?
- What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
  
  The coin in question.
- Of course.
Better than the other version of Russian Roulette.
the crazy ones get you there
Must be Tuesday.
Was it the guy's job to move trains?
All I could think while reading is that this man has ventured too far into a stranger's personal space. I suppose that's why I'd never live somewhere like NY or LA, affordability aside. I don't want strangers that close to me constantly.

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