W.a.m.d.i.i.
W.a.m.d.i.i.
W.a.m.d.i.i.
Up my butt?
Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.
Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."
Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?
ground up and in the freezer
Weak
I took it as 'i don't like it.'
"Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade" - Dr. Krieger
Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.
little?
Look its three conditions, that's a lot yo ask, and you need to have some slack somewhere.
Microwaved because I forgot about them?
Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack
Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?
Are we still talking about coffee? 🤔
I don't like coffee
I don't like women
Dark and bitter?
With a spoon in them.
Alternatively...
Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?
Irish.
Alcoholic.
Sundray already said that.
In my lap?
Ground up and in my freezer?
Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.
Strong and bitter.
Cold and moldy?
Dark and bitter?
Cheap and thin?
Cheap and tasteless?
White and sweet?
Full bodied and hot?
Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.
Finely ground?
I prefer to grind my woman rough
Cheap and prepared by slaves?
I bet gay men who don't like coffee love that joke.
Cheap and sour?
OP are you italian
Half tbh...
You don’t like coffee, right?
Don't?
...drunk?
Full of whiskey.
Cold and bitter
Oily and weird? (Starbucks olive oil coffee drink reference)
Restricted (ristretto).
Very very short.
Bitter and Rancid
black and sweet
I like my movies like I like my women.
A tight ninety.
With their own dentures?
Is this from something? Because it’s brilliant
Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.
Wet
Heaten 2 min in the microwave.
wet and in my mouth?
Hot, strong and sweet like toffee
HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH
rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer D:
Created by deleter
Eww
Boomer joke moment
Without another man's dick in it 👀
I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.
Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. /s
Don't knock it until you've tried it!
Hmm
Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?
My own honestly, I like the burning sensation
welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.