Trump administration says federal employees can encourage co-workers to "re-think" their religious beliefs
Trump administration says federal employees can encourage co-workers to "re-think" their religious beliefs
Your move, The Satanic Temple.
Hell, yes!
Join and donate if you aren't already a member.
Start recruiting new Satanists in front of your most pearl-clutching coworkers
Hail satan, and have a lovely day, madame.
Unfortunately Trump's parents didn't re-think aborting Trump.
It’s never too late for a retroactive abortion.
Epstein
The church of Jeffrey Epstein recognizes Donald John Trump as its new leader.
"Your desires to be seen as a good Christian seem to be causing you misery. I must encourage you to abandon them for the 8 fold path"
It's time you government drones learned about Sithrak, the angry insane god who tortures everyone forever no matter who you are or what you did.
Hail Sithrak! Long may they reign!
Corporate managers must be his acolytes!
Pastafarianism is going to grow.
Ramen
Hail our Holy Noodle
Yeah, we all think your jokes about your made up religion are funny... But keep in mind, this will not apply to all religions, nor was it ever meant to.
I mean, you have to realize that by now, right?
I think he should rethink not releasing the Epstein files
Hail Satan!
Well, lets talk about that, at work, on the taxpayers dime. I'll set us up an 8 hour meeting to go over that on monday. We can continue to meet on this until we get it all sorted.
Also when the federal employee is Muslim? Or is it just Christians and Mormons who will be allowed to do so?
We must all labor for Roko's Basilisk.
I’m going to claim some stand your ground shit If’n someone wants to”share”with me.
Let me introduce you to my new religion: Epsteinism. It's mainly not letting anyone forget about this ever no matter what shit gets kicked up to distract us from the fact that Trump is on the list.
By the nine! The emperor has brought back Talos worship!
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Go to hell.
