me_irl

I love how they didn’t bother to get a plausible domain.
- It's similar to scam emails with butchered spelling. It's there to filter out the ones with two working brain cells and only target the absolutely clueless audience.

Got one of these the other day. Given I've never driven in my life and don't even have a drivers license I found it quite humorous.
- Congratulations! You've just won a drivers license in the country's latest lottery.
  Click below to claim.

if you don't pay they send this guy
- I'd be more afraid of blinkin then little John. little John can't even swim
  
  tbh will scarlett o'hara could acost me any day

I got mail the other day from Florida saying I havent paid a toll "I" ran in 2022 saying they'll suspend my license. I moved out of Florida in 2021, and hadnt been in that part of Florida for years before that. That said... Not sure they can suspend a license being that my license is from another state. Florida license is long gone. I should probably call the Florida highway saftey but I also kind of just don't want to ever go back to Florida and forget about it
- I got my phone in Atlanta but I only lived there for a few months. It makes it really easy to know when it’s spam because no one in Atlanta ever has business with me.

I get these too and I haven’t been through a toll lane (in my car) for over two years. I’d be much more susceptible if this was mail and not a text.
- Sending a letter in the mail would cost a lot more than a fraudulent message
  
  But that is bureaucracy in action.

Damn Loch Ness monster doubled his prices
- I ain't giving you no six nineynine, you goddamn Loch Ness monster

I've gotten that same text before, despite never, ever having driven on a toll road in my life. It's a scam.