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Trump’s MAGA speaker gets fried for ‘running away’ from Epstein uproar

Trump’s MAGA speaker gets fried for ‘running away’ from Epstein uproar

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Please. If he wasn’t actively dipped in hot oil, it doesn’t matter.
- Tarred, feathered, and carried out on a rail.

Yet another headline that got my hopes up
- Read it as ‘fired’ too?
  
  "fried" works, too, depending on how big the vat is

Fried, slammed, and blasted. Order up!
- Uhhhhhhhhhhhh I'll take a double triple GOP bastard deluxe on a grift, 4x4 pedo style, extra gerrymandering with a slur and a salute, light beer, make it cry, slam it, and let it lobby.
  
  “Trump Johnson with a Kid Rock, extra Zuck!”
- Sounds like a lot of cholesterol

Ooh! Is "fried" the new "slammed"?
- I hope not, it's really close to "fired" and it made me unnecessarily excited.
  
  I am quite sure that is deliberate, in order to make you click the article.
- Blasted.

So ol’ Mike is also on the list, then?
- The man used his own teenage son as his masturbation accountabilibuddy so it's not exactly a stretch.
  
  You cranking it, son?

Little trump removed. Just like little Marco.
- .....And evil Stephen Colbert wannabe twin boy.

Busy installing adobe acrobat to handle all the pdf files in the GOP

Big clappy 🙌!

https://archive.is/jOo2D

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