The New Grand Ol' Party Slogan

"oops! All pedophiles!"
- Are we really still talking about this?? We have Texas we have this we have all those undercooked McDonald's chicken snack wraps! I can't believe you're asking that at a time like this...

Remember when QAnon thought that Trump was building an army of people to root out and destroy the pedophiles?
Turns out he was too busy fucking kids to be doing that.

Grand ol pederasts
- Group of pedophiles
  
  The GrOPe party
  
  Gross Old Pedophiles
- Great orange pederast?

GOP does not really care about pedos, kids or whatever.
They are however, and thats no news, ABUSERS and enablers of abuse and children are just easy prey.
Pedophilia is a welcome smokescreen for any political party as it is much easier to deflect such allegations than talking about the actual abuse that has happened.
People will now scream some weeks about pEdOpHiLiA, while Drumpf and his Goons continue their destruction of democracy. And then people will forget about pedophilia for about one week until there is need for another smokescreen.
If literally abduction in broad daylight won't get the american ass up from their couch, you sure these unreleased papers will? I would love to be wrong. In the meantime i will have to suffer reading about pedophilia a dozen times daily because thats americans number one obsession.
- That's the funny part. If they released the papers, why would it end any different than the Panama papers? No one is going to prosecute them (well, maybe some people overseas might face consequences) so they could've just laundered them by flooding the zone in misinfo
  But now? Part of Trump's core base are true believers and really care about this. They're conspiracy theorists, and the admin just wiggled an obvious juicy conspiracy in their faces before covering it up cartoonishly
  
  The outcry exists but it will fade. And soon too. These people WANT to follow their cult leader. It will just take some time as this outrage is mostly emotional and not really people caring about childrens welfare (they might believe it though).
  To be honest it feels like they misshandled this on purpose as to deflect from the Brutal Bafoonery Bill that was even making the news internationally.
  
  Fun (depressing) fact, the only rich asshole to go to jail over the Panama Papers is the guy who contracted to have that journalist car bombed.
  If he had done nothing, his corruption and bribery might have blown over, but he decided to murder his problems away. And while police could give two shits about financial crime, they do care about murder.
  
  Thing is, a lot of people think tax fraud is perfectly fine. Not quite so many people think raping kids is okay.

Adore would be more appropriate.
- “Strive to be”
- Both are kind of limp wristed

People still don't get that being anti "cancel culture" was cover for being pro sex pest the entire time.
A lot of dumb assholes fought for the right for powerful and rich people to behave with impunity without even the possibility of the minor admonishment of being known as a creep and have people boycott your products or being pressured to step down from public political positions in disgrace.
Similarly, the fight against "wokeness" is the fight to remove decency toward minority groups from the cultural sphere where we had at least a veneer of progress, leaving us with very little to no progress at all. (Because it's certainly not the case that any real progress against racist, unjust institutions has occurred in the last ten years.)

God’s Own Pedophiles

In another timeline prime minister Jimmy Savile just inspected his new concentration camp in Liverpool (arguably England's Florida).
- Thanks for putting into perspective just how fucked the current situation in the US is.

Gnarly Old Pedophiles.

Who has a link to the list of politicians convicted of sex crimes in the last ~50 years? (I am not finding it.)
- CajsaCopyPasta:
  A list of nearly 800 Republican sexual predators can be found here
  https://www.dailykos.com/history/user/CajsaLilliehook
  Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert was indicted on federal charges of structuring bank withdrawals after prosecutors alleged Hastert had molested at least four boys as young as 14 and attempted to compensate his victims and subsequently conceal the transactions. Hastert eventually admitted that he sexually abused the boys whom he had coached decades earlier, and was sentenced to fifteen months in prison.
  https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/18/us/dennis-hastert-released.html
  Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky, pled guilty to child sex trafficking and on February 11, 2018 he was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison.
  https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/
  Republican state Senator Ralph Shortey was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. In November 2017, he pleaded guilty to one count of child sex trafficking in exchange for the dropping of the other charges.
  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/11/20/former-oklahoma-state-senator-admits-to-child-sex-trafficking-while-in-office/
  Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018
  https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/
  Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
  https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587
  Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
  http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/
  Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
  http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334
  Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo
  Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano
  Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
  http://archive.easyreadernews.com/archives/news2001/0621/rb%20Shortridge.php
  Republican Senator Strom Thurmond, a notable racist, had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond
  Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
  https://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/18/nyregion/embroiled-first-selectman-takes-leave.html
  Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
  https://www.nytimes.com/1989/05/25/us/teen-ager-in-ohio-testifies-to-sex-with-a-congressman.html
  Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
  https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2003/04/24/gop-activist-admits-to-child-porn/5af2adf0-bec8-4a10-b061-014de679422a/
  Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
  http://www.thenewblackmagazine.com/view.aspx?index=437
  Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
  https://www.westword.com/news/randy-ankeney-suit-that-could-free-thousands-of-prisoners-headed-to-state-supreme-court-6054115
  Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Crane
  Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
  https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html
  Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman
  Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
  http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971
  Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
  https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same
  Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
  https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html
  Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
  http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex
  Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
  https://www.houstonpress.com/news/jon-matthews-conservative-talk-show-host-and-sex-offender-pulled-from-kpfts-prison-show-6740755
  Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
  https://culteducation.com/group/1255-false-memories/6514-man-in-notorious-sex-case-finishes-term.html
  Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
  https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html
  Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
  https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same
  Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
  http://www.chattanoogan.com/2002/6/21/23202/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-Suicide.aspx
  Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson, who committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen, and more.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Johnson_%28Kentucky_politician%29

Oh it ain't new. They've been marrying children for generations and using Bibles to shield themselves from prosecution. Ya'know, as fundamentalists do.

grand OLD PEDOPHILES.

Pedocon theory is a theory the way gravity is a theory.

Grand Ol' P

Comfortable? It's pretty much a prerequisite.

Funny, but this would be more accurate if the baby elephants trunk was on the big elephants groin
- Even more accurate would be to have the kid elephant's eyes x'ed out to represent the likelihood that survivors of the GOP's pedophilia don't live long, if at all.
  
  Ew, I don't think this message benefits from added accuracy

I would say both sides we're comfortable with pedophiles. How many times was Clinton on Lolita Express? How many videos of Biden sniffing little girl's hair?
- Nice deflection. The main difference is, the democratic base says, if there's evidence, lock the bastards up.
  Bill Clinton is a rapist, lock him up.
  Trump is a child rapist, lock him up.
  Biden, that shit was made up by trumpers who wanted to say, "no, you". But there were some war crimes...
  
  Not deflection. Did Biden look into Epstein, ask for the files? Nope, crickets.
- I wouldn’t be surprised if Clinton was tied up in this awful stuff, sure, but the Biden hair sniffing thing just reeks of the conservatives’ constant focus on sexuality while crying about how it’s actually being shoved down their throats.
  And that double entendre wasn’t intentional, but it definitely stays.
  
  Bro go look at videos of it. It's not made up. He was super weird to girls and there's a ton of video of.
  If your daughter's teacher was doing that shit to her you'd be furious.
- I do wonder how much smoother Hillary would have been at covering things up in 2019 if she was president. I don't think pizza gate was real but I feel like it could have been along those lines, just saying oh conservative conspiracy theorists are batshit crazy.