There's an ominous light coming from the church I went to as a kid. Should I go in?
There's an ominous light coming from the church I went to as a kid. Should I go in?
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Nope avoid going into churches at all times.
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I'd be looking for a naughty Zoot who needs a spanking.
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And then the oral sex.
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You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
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Did they leave the beacon on again, which just happens to be cross shaped?
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A little bit of peril is good for you.
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Clearly that's where the best loot is.
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Eh. Maybe if it was purple loot.
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Only if you want to end up in a vampire orgy. So yes.
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The tricky part is: getting bit only once and making it out in one piece instead of being a snack. Or, no, wait - was that werewolves? I forget.
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This is yet another moth post, isn't it?
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I've seen a few raves held in old churches so definitely.
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There's a night club Detroit that was a church, then abandoned, and then an illegal rave hotspot (late-90s) before it went legit before the cops could have it torn down — and they really leaned into the "desecration of hallowed ground" thing during the latter two versions. (Henry Rollins even complimented them to that end during one of his storytelling events there ['99, IIRC?])
FWIW: in the US, churches & related buildings are NOT subject to building codes & similar safety regulations, so DO NOT BUY/RENT them without thoroughly inspecting the structure, documented history, and fine print!! 🤢🥲 "Insurance" will not save you or your money — as if it would anyway, in this era. 🤌🏼
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There's a light over at the Frankenstein place...
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There's a light burning in the fireplace.
There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.
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Yes.
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Yes
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Take off your pants first and slam open the door when you enter. That removes you from the horror genre.
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I suggest you hold out for a Scooby-snack.
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Could be a rave.
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Might as well, seeing as you're already in there.
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You're saying those are the Corolla's brake lights inside?
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/c/askouija
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RRRRoooxxx-anne
you don't have to put on the...-
Sorry, I'm just now seeing that you beat me to it by a couple hours. 😜 Here's my favorite version of that song. (a travesty that it's not available as a standalone track, IMHO)
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Some people have no survival instincts. Those idiots would tell you to stay out. Go in, that's where the free drugs are.
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Which one's the ominous light?
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I think there's no other way. Be sure to save first, and stock up on your supplies.
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If you're too old for the priest, maybe.
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No one's too old to hate-fuck a priest. 🤷🏼♂️
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Heck yeah you should! Why did you even ask!?
Go!!!!! Report back! It'll be fun!!
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It’s Vekna!
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Unless it's the photo flash on the priest's phone, go right ahead!
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Now, I'm super curious how the phone flash is red. 😶
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Probably just the priest doing his stuff.
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Somebody better call Kevin Bacon!
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Do Alice and Ray live there?
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