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ickplant @lemmy.world

2w ago

A slow and painful death

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You're forgetting getting into the car, where that jumps to a -5pts for a few min.
- I cast remote start.
  
  How's that $8/mo working out for you?
- At least most cars these days no longer inflict burst fire damage when you touch the metal seatbelt buckle, like they used to.
  
  sitting down on a leather seat in a hot car is like voluntarily immersing yourself in napalm
- Hot belt buckle -10
- If you open a window and repeatedly open/close a door on the other side a few times, your car will have the same temperature inside as is on the outside
  
  No it won't, the thermal mass of the car is way higher than a few of its volumes of air, and it's still sitting in the sun too
  
  If you have a hatchback, it's even easier. Lean in, start the car, roll down the windows, walk around to the hatch. I don't even bother doing more than one open and close anymore.
- And then if you don't have a/c, you get blessed with DoT reducing to only -1hp/min instead of -1hp/sec.

The car reference made me think hp was horsepower.
- Its the engine slowly heat soaking

tick tick tick

Most npcs have a single health die so that person is most likely dead
- He might be a d8 redhead

Spike?

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