[NSFW] Kinky fucks of Lemmy, what was that one thing someone tried to do with you that you noped the fuck out of?
[NSFW] Kinky fucks of Lemmy, what was that one thing someone tried to do with you that you noped the fuck out of?
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She asked me to cut her with a razor, hard no from me
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I had this same experience on a second date with someone I met on Tinder. Seemed like a real fucking quick way to get myself locked up.
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Renegotiating consent when spaced and horny.
We planned and negotiated for a session, strictly no genital involvement agreed. When shit got intense, hot and heavy, they were very very angry with me not penising them.
Good discussions on informed enthusiastic consent were had.
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Penising someone is now my new favorite euphemism for sex.
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A euphemism usually is less explicit
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Yep, been there. I go to her place, first time we ever met. Within a few minutes she makes me promise I will not be penising her. I agree because I'm only a part time dbag, not 100% a dick.
The night gets interesting, we both drink way more than we should on a first meet, lots of handsy action and everything but the agreed upon limits of consent.
"Why won't you?"
"You made me promise I wouldn't."
"Please?"
"No, but I'll do anything else you'd like."
"Whhhhyyyyyy"This went on for hours. Never saw her again because she was apparently so upset I kept my promise, she didn't want to see me again. It's a weird sometimes-regret where I know I did exactly what I should have done, but had I not we both would have had more fun and maybe have had a repeat encounter.
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You: Sorry, Sir. As per our contract dated 14th August, 2023, paragraph 3, section 2 (b) and I quote "...no Penising, not even the tip, shall be allowed after 19.99 minutes of vigorous sex acts". The time is now 19.995 minutes. I must advise you of the penalty clauses as listed in the Appendices I, II and IV should you persist in breaking our prior agreement. Good day, Sir!
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I had a parallel experience, renegotiating consent using their dominant position to define boundaries.
Nope nope nope, not how this is supposed to work.
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Punch her in the face. Like slapping I could work up to, but she wanted me to punch her. Give her a black eye.
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Asked me to drug her at a bar and then take her home. I'm fine with CNC, but not out in public where no one else knows that first C is there.
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Great. The horny virgins of Reddit have made their way over.
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Don’t worry. School should be starting up any day now.
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Meaningful human connection
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Enough internet for the day. That's gross.
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Guy wanted me to burn him with cigarettes, but he didn't smoke and neither do I. After spending 20 minutes looking for a convenience store that was open, the mood was kinda gone.
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This is such a memory... I can imagine a nice and chaotic friendship after this.
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Eating her turds
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Dude was doing meth before a fisting session. Fuck no to that.
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I did a couple of scenes with a friend. Turns out he wasn’t really into the sex part. Just wanted to torture someone.
It was a few minutes into our second one when I realized I was just in for a few hours of pain again, so I called it.
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Wow, I didn’t know I was in r/AskReddit
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Oh wow a community specifically designed to be an exact copy of a specific subreddit has similar things posted to it? This is blowing my mind.
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When you see a thread that you don't want to participate in, move the right thumb upward in a flicking motion
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You can take the redditor out of reddit but you can't take the reddit out of a redditor
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