Enough already

"That's why I'm so excited about WAR THUNDER: THUNDER CHUNDER. I'm a PhD in maths and an engineer but I like to use BRILLIANT to plan my bunker."
- Hey, where else am I going to find leaked schematics of all the hardware that's going to show up in this upcoming civil war?
  
  I still think that war thunder should introduce alien spaceships. That way we can learn what really is in area 51.
- I would have laughed so fucking much if trumps shitty parade was sponsored by war thunder. It was bad enough with crypto sponsors.

“Did you know you can be tracked if you go to a protest? That’s why I use Nord VPN, to keep me safe from viruses that can steal my personal infomation…”
- Just for the curious - don't. Anything but Nord
  
  What's wrong with it ?

And when the apocalypse hits, I'll be using ExpressVPN to access all the different movies I want to watch without any geo locking!
- Nothing better for jumping over the Make America Great Firewall!
  
  I still can’t believe France just did exactly that in 2025.

you joke but how do i escape this hell hole?
- The only way out is through.
  
  The unguarded northern border, which you can cross in search of a better life for your family
- Well if you are serious: try to find a job abroad. Immigration is a lot easier if you already have a job lined up.

“When I’m holed up in my boarded-up house defending myself against the looters, I want to be wearing my Mack Weldon boxer briefs.”
- All while microwaving a fresh never frozen meal from Factor!
- They're anti micro bacterial. So no matter the radiation fueled disease, your balls will stay fresh and clean.